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#/bin/bash
# this script helps you look like you do hackerish stuff
if [ “$EUID” -ne 0 ]
then
echo “Please run as root to be hackerish.”
exit
fi
# turn off globbing
set -f
# split on newlines only for for loops
IFS=’
‘
for log in $(find /var/log -type f); do
# only use the log if it’s a text file; we _will_ encounter some archived logs
if [ `file $log | grep -e text | wc -l` -ne 0 ]
then
echo $log
for line in $(cat $log); do
echo $line
# sleep for a random duration between 0 and 1/4 seconds to indicate hard hackerish work
bc -l <<< $(bc <<< “$RANDOM % 10”)” / 40” | xargs sleep
done
fi
done