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Dems Mull Strategies for Beating Trump [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 July 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/23/2019 10:13:23 AM PDT by John Semmens

As polls continue to show higher levels of approval for President Trump’s job performance, those desperate to unseat him are groping for ideas on how to accomplish this objective.

Igor Volsky, Executive Director of Guns Down America and a former Vice President of the Center for American Progress, called for venues “to refuse to rent out the arenas and stadiums that Trump likes to use for his rallies. If there’s nowhere for him to hold his rallies, there won’t be any rallies. Without rallies he won’t be able to reach voters. Social media stands ready to block his tweets. Mass media controls the narrative. We have the means to silence this racist. If we don’t take action to stifle him we’ll have only ourselves to blame.”

Sen. Jon Tester (D-MT) urged the 20+ Democrats currently in the race for the Party’s 2020 presidential nomination to “bypass boring discussions of policy options and just punch Trump in the face. We’ve already established that he’s a racist. We shouldn’t rehabilitate him by civilly debating the issues. Voters hate racists. They’d all like to punch him in the face. They will rally to the candidate who lands the first blow.”

CNN political analyst April Ryan recommended “a global search for kryptonite. We’ve tried everything else—sex scandals, slander, a deep-state conspiracy, fake news—nothing has worked. The only logical conclusion I can reach is that this guy is Superman. Well, the only thing that can bring Superman down is kryptonite. If we can’t get some soon, I’m afraid we’ll be reliving the nightmare of November 8, 2016 all over again.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/07/20/kerry-hails-irans-seizures-in-gulf/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; satire; trump

1 posted on 07/23/2019 10:13:23 AM PDT by John Semmens
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They only have one strategy, VOTER FRAUD!


2 posted on 07/23/2019 1:32:45 PM PDT by Retvet (Retvet)
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