Pelosi Called "Racist" [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 July 2019 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

This week, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) assailed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) by accusing her of racism. "At first, I gave her the benefit of the doubt and assumed that it was just an ideological difference," AOC said. "You know, moderates vs. progressives. I have since learned that there are no real ideological differences. The differences are racial. She is targeting newly-elected women of color. That's racist."

"She is also trying to weigh us down with inane demands that we spend all our time on committees and stuff instead of spending our time on Twitter and interviews with the media to advance socialism," AOC complained. "Making we women of color beasts of burden is what old-time Democrats did to the slaves. That's racist."

"Her public criticism of us is also inciting crazies to make death threats against us," AOC added. "Stirring up lynch mobs against we women of color is what the Jim Crow Democrats did against former slaves after the Civil War. That's racist."

Pelosi countered that "my criticisms of Rep. Ocasio-Cortez stemmed from her broad-brush slander of moderate Democratic caucus members as 'segregationists.' It is one thing to slander Republicans. It is quite another to besmirch our comrades in the struggle for power in such a fashion. It has been my long established practice to draw the line on these tactics where the aisle separates us from our partisan foes."

Despite having been a consistent target of Democratic slander himself, President Trump publicly chastised Rep. Ocasio-Cortez for her "very disrespectful remarks about Speaker Pelosi. Nancy's not a racist." Pelosi thanked him for "clarifying that we are not on the same side on the question of who's a racist and who isn't."

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[Boomer]

Well, ya know, Pelosi did say Trump was trying to make America ‘white’ again so that should insulate/absolve her of all notions of racism.

/s

[TMN78247]

There’s an appropriate word for anybody who believes any of the drivel that Pelosi or AOC claims: STUPID.

Yours, TMN78247

[Amberdawn]

I have long wondered when the self hating whites in the democrap party would get their comeuppance. They wanted to play these racial games for their own power, now it will hopefully come back to bite them on the a**.