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Mayor Pete Wants Federal ID Cards for illegals [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 June 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/26/2019 10:33:44 AM PDT by John Semmens

Democratic presidential contender South Bend, Indiana Mayor Peter Buttigieg has called for the federal government to issue special identification cards to illegal immigrants.

“It’s time that we recognize the tremendous initiative it takes to enter the country in defiance of our laws,” the Mayor maintained. “They have journeyed far, often at great risk and cost to get to our promise land only to face ICE harassment as they attempt to cross the finish line.”

“If I’m elected president I will issue an executive order granting a federal ID card to every one of these brave travelers,” Buttigieg promised. “These cards will entitle the bearers to obtain whatever goods and services they need from any commercial establishment open for business within our borders. Instead of having to hide from immigration enforcers and earn a living by taking demeaning jobs they will be vaulted directly into the middle class and enjoy the lifestyles they envisioned when they set out on their arduous treks to come to America. The instant access to consumer goods will hasten their integration as full-fledged members of our society.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/06/22/dem-senators-want-to-restore-pre-trump-economy/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: buttigieg; ice; illegals; satire

1 posted on 06/26/2019 10:33:44 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

They are the one group, I imagine, for whom Democrats would support issuing voter IDs.


2 posted on 06/26/2019 11:31:53 AM PDT by rightwingcrazy (;-)
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To: rightwingcrazy

A brand on their foreheads would do more good.


3 posted on 06/26/2019 1:23:23 PM PDT by oldasrocks (Heavily Medicated for your Protection.)
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