Posted on 06/05/2019 4:44:59 PM PDT by John Semmens
With his fortunes fading, former Texas Rep. Beto O’Rourke attempted to sell himself as a possible running mate to South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg by boasting “I am a giant a**hole.” Though seasoned political observers are calling this “another gaffe in an unbroken chain of gaffes since his unsuccessful attempt to win a US Senate seat last year,” sources close to the candidate are optimistic that “Mayor Pete will understand that Beto is proposing a mutually satisfying coupling between two ideological soul mates.”
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Peter and Beto would make a nice First Couple.
Ha. You said much more tastefully than I would have.
“possible running mate to South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg by boasting “I am a giant a**hole.”
My favorite marketing natural would be Jill Stein (Treetard candidate from last go-round) for VP with a rehabilitated Al Franken heading the ticket.
You’d have a monster Franken Stein run at Trump.
Makes sense. Everybody knows Mayor Pete likes a**holes.
I was really hoping for a Plugs-Buttplug ticket.
Nah, since septagenarians are all the rage these days, the real Dem Dream Ticket would be Jimmy Carter/Al Gore. Campaign slogan: “You should have listened to us the FIRST time!”
” You’re killin’ me Smalls “
I am not an asshole I’m a dick!
KY jelly will be getting trucked in daily. Beto will “loosen up” after a while.
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