Posted on 05/31/2019 3:00:47 AM PDT by Libloather
Qualifying for the first Democratic presidential debate was the easy part. Now comes the challenge of preparing for it.
With the debate in Miami less than a month away, at least a half-dozen major candidates have begun to block out time or lighten their schedules to prepare.
On telephone calls and in conference rooms, advisers are peppering them with potential questions. The candidates are practicing tightening their answers, cognizant of the 7 to 10 minutes of total speaking time they expect to be allotted. And they are watching clips of the 2016 Republican presidential primary debates to familiarize themselves with the dynamics of debating on a crowded stage.
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Preparing for the debate should be easy.
1) You want to give away everything.
2) You want to let anyone into the country, especially terrorists.
3) You want to have the most extreme climate change position possible.
4) You want the woman to have the right to abort a child up to the first 35 years of pregnancy.
5) You want Trump to be more severely punished than what any other candidate before you has said.
There, easy. Took five minutes.
Now comes the challenge of preparing for it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Yes, just like preparing a jilted Tom cat to walk on a leash.
Really , these a$$ hats will just shoot their mouths off regardless of how much they prepare.
They are incapable. They are laughable.
Feel me? ( sarc.)
Well, since they’ve already got Sparticus, I say a fight to the death would be entertaining. Since they don’t believe in guns, I guess we can give them baseball bats, swords and copies of The Communist Manifesto to battle with.
My bet is on that fat, insane idiot from Georgia who thinks she’s Governor. Yeah, I know she isn’t running, but she could barge on stage, wipe them all out in a single blow and declare she’s the candidate anyway. Which one of those snowflakes would stand up to her?
(And, yes, I’m kidding - I know hitting each other with copies of The Communist Manifesto wouldn’t do much damage).
and ALL Republicans/Conservatives are racist
Need to amend your number 4:
4) women have the right to infanticide, but don’t have the right to participate in women’s sporting events
(HAT TIP ORANGEHOOF) Democraps preparing for the debate should be easy.
1) You want to give away everything.
2) You want to let anyone into the country, especially terrorists.
3) You want to have the most extreme climate change position possible.
4) You want the woman to have the right to abort a child up to the first 35 years of pregnancy.
5) You want Trump to be more severely punished than what any other candidate before you has said.
There, easy. Took five minutes.
6) You want to stand taller than the other 20 dems. On the stage, rise onto your tippy toes.
BOL.......ah, yes, I remember it well.
6) You want to stand taller than the other 20 dems. On the stage, rise onto your tippy toes.
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After first looking up and down the row, of course.
Now that really did make me laugh out loud.
First laugh of the day. Thanks.
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