Colorado/New Mexico Immigration Tiff [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 May 2019 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Colorado's Gov. Jared Polis (D) is miffed that New Mexico's Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham (D) has been busing unwanted illegal immigrants into his state. "She's the one who left the border open for the swarms of immigrants and asylum seekers that have caused her state so many problems," Polis said. "Now she trying to smuggle them into Colorado. It's a sneaky underhanded trick."

Grisham defended her actions saying that "it is only fair that the burdens be shared among the states. Gov. Polis is a supporter of open borders. Why shouldn't his state welcome the arrival of people all we Democrats agree ought to be allowed into America? It's not as if I acted unilaterally. We coordinated with Annunciation House, a nonprofit that works with migrants along the El Paso, Texas/Juarez, Mexico border to accomplish the transport of our excess supply of asylum seekers to an area comparatively deficient in the quantity of these public charges living within their state. Besides, the number transported so far is only 55 persons. Polis is making a mountain out of a molehill."

"It's not the quantity that is the issue," Polis objected. "The issue is our being forced to take people we don't want in our state. If we had been consulted in advance we would've contributed money to have these people bused to Mar-a-Lago. That's where all the refugees should be sent to teach Trump that the transformation of the United States via floods of immigrants cannot be stopped."

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[Mark]

....our excess supply of asylum seekers to an area comparatively deficient in the quantity of these public charges living within their state.

These "public charges" should be "IN CHARGE", like a certain community organizer and in charge of most of the unions, to organize there fellow illegals like the "clubs" from there homelands. Just stop with the term "Cartels".