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Dem Offers Alternative to Abortion [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 April 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/01/2019 7:38:08 AM PDT by John Semmens

Illinois state Rep. Dianne Pappas (D-Itasca) offered what she says would be "the ultimate solution for ending abortions—castrating all men. All these pro-lifers who fret over the termination of unwanted children through abortion or euthanasia after birth could easily avert this so-called horror if they would agree with my 'plan B.'"

"Do they have the balls to step up to the plate and take the step necessary to eliminate all future need for the abortion procedure?" Pappas wanted to know. "I suppose there'd be prattle about how we would propagate the human race if all men were castrated. But is propagating the human race really necessary?"

"You know, many ethnobiologists argue that the planet would be better off if humans went extinct," Pappas pointed out. "If, for the sake of argument, we assume that the human race should not go extinct, I believe science has the means to reproduce humans without resorting to the primitive and risky method of sexual intercourse. Even in a worst case scenario, if we have to have men involved in the process, their sperm could be harvested before castration and stored for future use if needed."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,359724.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; castration; infanticide; satire

1 posted on 05/01/2019 7:38:08 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Sterilizing all women would produce the same effect. Ah, but the very thought is sexual assault! Obviously there is a double standard!


2 posted on 05/01/2019 8:06:29 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Lying Media: willing and eager allies of the hate-America left.)
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To: John Semmens

Human females could mate with baboons. Oh wait, they already do, the results are called Democrats.


3 posted on 05/01/2019 8:37:51 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: I want the USA back

I agree. After all they want control over their own bodies. Why bother the men. Just have hysterectomy.


4 posted on 05/01/2019 8:44:18 AM PDT by Singermom
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To: reg45

BOL......


5 posted on 05/01/2019 8:54:29 AM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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