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Pinky, Brain Announce 2020 Run
The Babylon Bee ^
| 4/19/2019
| Acme Labs
Posted on 04/25/2019 5:07:13 AM PDT by Salgak
ACME LABS—Two genetically enhanced laboratory mice, Pinky and the Brain, announced Friday their 2020 presidential run.
The mice have been engineered to think and speak, though the experimentation seems to have given at least one of the mice totalitarian tendencies.
"Humanity, bow before your new master as we ascend into the glorious era of the rule of Brain!" Brain said in his announcement speech before pressing a button on a device that he reportedly designed to control the minds of anyone in the vicinity.
"Narf!" said Pinky to applause from the masses.
The two are running on the platform of "trying to take over the world." While many have criticized this approach, others have praised Pinky and the Brain's honesty, pointing out that "at least they're being transparent about it," unlike other candidates who pretend to be running for the good of the nation. Some have also suggested that Pinky and the Brain will likely adjust well to Washington, D.C., being vermin.
According to analysts, their plot to win the White House is projected to nearly succeed and then fail at the last possible moment after one tiny but significant oversight.
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2020; brain; pinky
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. . **STILL** a better choice than any of the 21 clowns running on the D side of things. . .
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posted on
04/25/2019 5:07:13 AM PDT
by
Salgak
To: Salgak
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posted on
04/25/2019 5:09:45 AM PDT
by
READINABLUESTATE
(Sharia law, which in itself is antithetical to the United States Constitution - Judge Jeanie Pirro)
To: Salgak
I’m holding out for Ren and Stimpy.
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posted on
04/25/2019 5:10:15 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Salgak
I’d prefer Spongebob & Patrick.
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posted on
04/25/2019 5:12:23 AM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(It's Ok to be white.)
To: Salgak
To: Salgak
What are we going to do today?
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posted on
04/25/2019 5:31:38 AM PDT
by
super7man
(Madam Defarge, knitting, knitting, always knitting)
To: Salgak
I still think Pinky was the genius.
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posted on
04/25/2019 5:32:57 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
To: Salgak
Better have Mrs. Frisby handy for the female vote...
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posted on
04/25/2019 5:33:36 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: Salgak
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posted on
04/25/2019 5:42:32 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: IYAS9YAS
Pinky Lee: "It's called a Biden. How do
you like it so far?"
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posted on
04/25/2019 5:44:33 AM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: EvilCapitalist
Patrick is gay. Squidbert (Anthony wiener) is done.
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posted on
04/25/2019 5:51:08 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Salgak
How about beavis and butthead?
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posted on
04/25/2019 5:51:46 AM PDT
by
z3n
To: Yo-Yo
What are you, a bloated sack of protplasm ?? Or just been playing a little too much of “Don’t Whizz on the Electric Fence” ?? (grin)
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posted on
04/25/2019 5:55:29 AM PDT
by
Salgak
(You're in Strange Hands with Tom Stranger. . . .)
To: Salgak
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world
To: Salgak; GraceG; Zionist Conspirator
Our country needs a real, proven leader!
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posted on
04/25/2019 6:52:18 AM PDT
by
CtBigPat
(Qanon - Please be real...)
To: Salgak
Good slogan for his campaign. I will be a hands on president.
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posted on
04/25/2019 7:48:53 AM PDT
by
Plumres
To: Plumres
“Good slogan for his campaign. I will be a hands on president.”
God, how I hope that he slips up one day and actually utters that statement...it will be utter comedy gold, and his campaign will have been so Alinsky’d that it’d go right into the Obama-er.
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posted on
04/25/2019 7:51:20 AM PDT
by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
To: Salgak
I’m much more in favor of Rocky and Bullwinkle. They at least have a firm record of being anti-Communists, what with the Russkies being all upset about the “anti-Soviet propaganda” evident in the show.
Pretty much ANY cartoon character would make a better President than any of the 132,589 Democrat candidates.
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posted on
04/25/2019 8:07:57 AM PDT
by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
To: Salgak
I'm voting for Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel,
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posted on
04/25/2019 8:09:42 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Salgak
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
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posted on
04/25/2019 8:59:07 AM PDT
by
Kommodor
(Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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