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Sanders Explains “Medicare for All” Plan [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/15/2019 9:54:13 AM PDT by John Semmens

Democratic presidential contender Sen. Bernie Sanders (S-Vt) hopes his “Medicare for All” plan will win him votes. Currently, Medicare covers only those age 65 and older. Many like it because its strict price controls keep their out-of-pocket costs low. Health care providers make up the losses incurred serving Medicare beneficiaries by charging other patients more. If all are covered by Medicare this offset would no longer be available.

Sanders explained that his plan explicitly outlaws private health insurance “because no one should have the option of seeking more or less coverage than the government decides they need. The notion that individuals should be free to choose what they want to purchase elevates crass individualism above collective solidarity. Experts in health care working for the government have the data and the incentive to choose what’s best for the collective whole. We cannot allow any individual to selfishly opt out.”

In contrast to Canada’s socialized health care, Sanders’ version would seek to interdict travel outside the country for medical care. “True socialized medicine requires that all must receive the care the government has allocated for them,” the Senator emphasized. “If individuals are permitted to purchase health care in other countries those rich enough to afford it will get better care than those too poor to have this option. That’s why my plan mandates that anyone seeking to travel outside our borders will have to first get a government permission slip and attest that the trip is not for the purpose of receiving medical care.”

“If it turns out later that the traveler lied and did, in fact, get medical treatment abroad he or she will be punished on his or her return for false statements on the application for permission to travel,” Sanders said. “So, you see, my plan closes the loopholes that so many other socialized medicine plans have left open.”

The only people that would be exempt from Sanders’ mandatory Medicare for All “would be persons of such overriding importance that the fate of the nation would be endangered should they fall ill,” Sanders allowed. “This would naturally include high-ranking members of the government like the president and vice-president, cabinet officials, and members of congress. These irreplaceable leaders must be saved if at all possible no matter what the cost in terms of dollars.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/04/13/proposal-to-ship-illegals-to-sanctuary-cities-assailed/


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; oppression; satire; socialism

1 posted on 04/15/2019 9:54:13 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

MEDICARE FOR ALL — EXCEPT GRANDMA

... by Bernie Sanders

Well folks, socialism is awsome, but you know, we must cut corners. Your loving Grandma is nice, but she is up there in years, and not a full contributing member to society.

And we have these new foreign replacement immigrants.

Well Granma just has to go. So our plan ... yada yada ...


2 posted on 04/15/2019 10:16:07 AM PDT by TheNext (Democrats kill people with Gun Control)
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