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Guv Endorses Bill Allowing Non-Doctors to Perform Abortions [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 March 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/25/2019 9:21:40 AM PDT by John Semmens

Governor Janet Mills (D-Maine) is backing legislation that would allow non-doctors to perform late term abortions in her state. “The kind of slicing and dicing needed to dispose of an unwanted child doesn’t require the same kind of education and expertise needed to save a life,” Mills contends. “The law currently allows mohels, who are not doctors, to perform circumcisions. Why shouldn’t Satanists, who regard abortion as a sacred rite, be permitted to decapitate and dismember the unwanted unborn?”

The governor’s suggestion was greeted by cheering and applause from Democrats in the state legislature. It was also praised by Planned Parenthood’s spokesperson Adora Slaughter, who called it “a significant step toward reducing the cost of the procedure. Doctors are expensive. The skills required for performing an abortion could be mastered by a wider range of individuals after a much shorter course of training. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if your average professional meat cutter couldn’t do the job as well as the obgyns we have to employ under the current regulations.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/03/23/dems-want-100-million-to-deal-with-street-defecation/


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; butchery; democrats; satire

1 posted on 03/25/2019 9:21:40 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“The kind of slicing and dicing needed to dispose of an unwanted child doesn’t require the same kind of education and expertise needed to save a life.”

And that is a total definition of a progressive.
And being a Democrat most certainly doesn’t require any kind of education and expertise.

After CW-II, any Democrat that survives and is not is not guillotined should consider themselves lucky.


2 posted on 03/25/2019 9:25:09 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: John Semmens

Bookmark


3 posted on 03/25/2019 10:14:38 AM PDT by aquila48
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