A BETTER St. Patty's Day Joke

March 17, 2019 | me

[Cassius Flavia Agrippa]

So an Irishman walks out of a bar...

Yeah, right.

[DuncanWaring]

It’s “Paddy”.

[Enterprise]

LOL!!

[laplata]

I think the Irish prefer “Gift of gab”.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

St Patrick was British.

Try wearing that button today. :)

[alancarp]

Huh. Never heard that one before.

[USS Alaska]

I think the Irish prefer “Gift of gab”.

Every Irish woman I ever met preferred the 'gift of the tongue'.

[laplata]

I’ve heard both but heard Gab more. Both are used.

[CaliforniaCraftBeer]

[fatima]

OK I have one.Paddy says to the bartender “Last one for me”.Crawls off the barstool and down the street to his house.Crawls up the steps and slips into bed quietly so as not to wake his wife.He wakes up in the morning and his wife says you were out at the bar last night.He says”How do you know?”She says”You left your wheelchair at the bar”

[Cassius Flavia Agrippa]

That’s a good thing, right.

[Tucker39]

I think the term “blarney” gets woven into that kind of talk, as well.

[JBW1949]

Long but good:

Irishman comes to the US...
He is invited to see his first baseball game...

First batter hits the ball and the fans around yell “Run, man!!! RUN!!!” So he stands and yells “Run man!! RUN!!”

Second batter takes first pitch for ball one...Then another for ball two...Pitcher throws wide for ball three...The next pitch is in the dirt for ball four...

The drops his bat and trots down the first base line...
The Irishman stands and yells “Run, man!!! RUN!!!”

His friend tell him he doesn’t have to run. He has four balls....

The Irishman looks at the player and then yells “Walk proudly, son...Walk PROUDLY!!!!”

[pke]

What’s the definition of a gay Irishman?
One who prefers women to whiskey.

[blondiegoodbadugly]

That’s funny.

[JBW1949]

Thanks...:o)

[laplata]

That’s right. And “malarkey”.

[krunkygirl]

Sent this to an Irish former Marine!

Them’s fightin’ words

;)