Kat Timpf explains Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal. Here’s video and a transcript.

wordpress ^ | March 7, 2019 | Dan from Squirrel Hill

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Kat Timpf recently gave a great explanation of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal. Here’s the video and a transcript.

In this recent video, Kat Timpf gives a great explanation of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-hUGN_keWM

Here’s a transcript of what she said:

I just think AOC has completely lost her marbles.

I think she’s living in Bananaland.

Earlier this week, she called herself “the boss” for coming up with the Green New Deal.

How are you “the boss” for coming up with a plan that doesn’t work?

Are you sure that the Green New Deal is not like what you’re putting in your pipe and smoking every day?

I don’t understand.

I can come up with plenty of plans that don’t work.

How about we fly around on unicorns instead of airplanes?

How about instead of gasoline we use fairy dust we get from Tinker Bell?

How about we get Harry Potter to come over and wizard away all the emissions from the cow farts she’s so concerned about?

See, I just came up with three plans that don’t work.

Does that make me “the triple boss”?

Does she want us to just completely do away with all modern technology?

I don’t want to live like Laura Ingalls Wilder.

I don’t want to do my laundry in a basin.

I don’t want to only eat lettuce and carrots like some kind of [censored] bunny.

I don’t want to relive the Donner Party in the modern day because I had to take a horse and buggy to see my grandparents instead of a plane.

I don’t want to eat people, and I don’t want people to eat me.

AOC, do you want people to eat you?

No?

Then stop proposing [censored].

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Imagine dinosaur farts!

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Not guilty.

5.56mm

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“Old Mac Donald had a farm, It knocked him for a loop - All day long he heard this song, “FOOP-ditty-FOOP-di-FOOP!”

The term is “wind-breaking horse”. (Different from “wind-broke horse”, which is a horse with emphysema.)

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I had this mental image of a farrier with a rear hoof in hand leaning away with eyes closed going “AAArrrrrrggggghhhh...”

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".... Horses fart also...."

So do humans....

[Deplorable American1776]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Moron-Bananaland). I like that, she lives in Bananaland. She is bananas...