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The Making of a Limousine Liberal: A 12 Step Program
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 3-4-19 | MOTUS

Posted on 03/04/2019 7:05:03 AM PST by NOBO2012

Here are the steps:

1. Choose parental units (preferably minority) at least one of whom is willing to carry you to full term, and assign you a gender at birth. (Note: already 2 violations of liberal principles)

Ocasio-Cortez is seen as an infant with her father Sergio Ocasio-Roman, an architect and the CEO of his own company. He died of lung cancer in 2008 aged just 48AOC as a baby with her father

2. Go through childhood and adolescence as your assigned gender and after adequate programming demonstrate for others right to choose their own gender from a menu of 31 options.

3. If you’re not lucky enough to have a postman as a father, claim to having been raised in a “working class” family (this may even be true if you consider a family supported by an architect father who owns his own company specializing in remodeling and renovations to be “working class.”) Also mention that your mother cleaned houses and drove school busses, no need to explain when and for how long. Remember, it’s your truth.

4. Get into an expensive top tier college (not hard if you were fortunate enough to have chosen at least one minority parental unit in step #1) pay (or have paid, again, if you chose wisely in step 1) $300,000 for a degree in international relations and Economics. These credentials will result in you automatically being hailed as as “sharp,” “smart”  and “extraordinary” by the usual suspects in the media.

5. Spend most of your free time during college working for Limousine Liberals like Ted Kennedy, doing community organizing and serving as president of Alianza Latina, BU's largest Latin American student organization.

6. After spending $300k for your international relations/economics degree take a job as a bar tender in order to continue your political ambitions by attending protests around the country. Volunteer to work for Limousine-Liberal-in-Waiting, Bernie Sanders to see how it’s done.

7. Go on national TV to demonstrate how “sharp,” “smart”  and “extraordinary” you are by claiming “unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs” and “unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their kids.”

8. Win the “Who Wants To Be A Brand New Congress” game.

9. Put friends with benefits on the payroll once you win the Congressional lottery. If challenged, play your race card (see #1)

10. Develop a Middle School level policy paper with a very politically charged name like “The New Green Deal.”

11. Strike a pose looking very, very intelligent. (very, very important).

"He's not on my payroll. They were not working for me and they were two separate entities here," Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said. (Associated Press) Related image

12. Take your rightful (and literal) place among the Limousine Liberals.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez leaving the parade in her gas-guzzling- minivan.

The leading advocate for the proposed “Green New Deal” was less than four blocks from a Queens subway station when she hopped into a white Chrysler Town & Country with livery plates. - NYPost

Because once you’ve completed the check list for the making of a Limousine Liberal mass transit is for the little people, not important leaders of the elite ruling class. It’s always and everywhere the same with socialists.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: greennewdeal; ocasiocortez; racism; socialism

1 posted on 03/04/2019 7:05:03 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

At least obummer could sometimes strike an “i’m not an idiot” pose and give a coherent speech every now and then.

AOC can do neither.

She is one of the dumbest people in politics that I can recall.


2 posted on 03/04/2019 7:07:17 AM PST by dp0622 (The Left should know if.. Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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To: dp0622

She almost makes Barbara Boxer look rational??


3 posted on 03/04/2019 7:11:08 AM PST by eyeamok
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To: NOBO2012

Her net worth was estimated at $15k when she was “inducted.” Going to be very interesting to see what her net worth is in a year. Betcha its way more than her annual salary...


4 posted on 03/04/2019 7:22:09 AM PST by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))
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To: NOBO2012

There’s NO WAY this woman graduated BU.


5 posted on 03/04/2019 7:29:15 AM PST by JPJones (More tariffs, less income tax.)
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To: dp0622
Yep. AOC is the gift that keeps on giving. I'm looking forward to seeing (R) campaign commercials next year.

IMO, she'll be a one-term flameout. The old-line Dems will see to that, I think. She's the other side of the Donald Trump coin; she walks around upsetting apple carts and stating truths that the party would rather not hear spoken aloud.

6 posted on 03/04/2019 7:32:34 AM PST by wbill
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To: NOBO2012

preach one thing - do another with a wink/wink/smirk


7 posted on 03/04/2019 7:33:26 AM PST by avital2
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To: NOBO2012

It’s really nice to be totally free from having to find a parking spot or pay to park in a structure.

It should be an American Right.


8 posted on 03/04/2019 7:39:23 AM PST by Paladin2
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To: JPJones

There’s NO WAY this woman graduated BU.

If so, BU should lose all academic accreditation.

My guess is they’re more into indoctrination now than they are education. Otherwise, this shallow woman would have never received a degree in economics.


9 posted on 03/04/2019 7:41:45 AM PST by boycott
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To: JPJones
There’s NO WAY this woman graduated BU

If she did it doesn't speak highly of BU.

10 posted on 03/04/2019 8:21:53 AM PST by MosesKnows
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To: wbill

What if she turns out to be an actress, hired by Trump or a close supporter to play the role of an overbearing but clueless Lefty?

I’m not suggesting this is likely. But her public statements show a level of ignorance that has made me think, on more than one occasion: “This has to be some kind of a charade. Nobody could be that dumb.”


11 posted on 03/04/2019 8:26:38 AM PST by Nothingburger
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To: NOBO2012

Oh! At first glance I thought that was Maduro, which would explain a lot. Maybe somebody could Photoshop them together.


12 posted on 03/04/2019 8:29:34 AM PST by GnuThere
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To: NOBO2012

America’s font of idiocy.


13 posted on 03/04/2019 9:29:13 AM PST by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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