Posted on 01/26/2019 6:35:52 AM PST by NOBO2012
The Sundance Film Festival kicked off on Thursday, 1-24-19, flooding the streets of Park City, UT with PIBs (People In Black) navigating snow covered Main Street in flip-flops, 9 heels and butt-hugger speedo skirts. Most of them rent cars and try to drive even though theyve never seen snow anywhere other than the movies. And being Angelinos they are undaunted by the gridlock they create around town trying to maneuver the few roads around town. Locals know to stay home during the Fest except when absolutely necessary, like going skiing, and we always pack survival cakes for the trip, just in case.
Snow arrives ahead of the Festival opening, promising to make navigation around town more interesting
Following uneventful screenings on Thursday, fear spread through the herd of PIBs Friday when Sundance Commissars refused to cancel the showing of the Michael Jackson expose, Leaving Neverland. Jacko fans threatened on social media to protest the content in mass, and then pedophiliacs threatened to counter protest the protestors and disrupt the documentarys premier.
Luckily, the threatened protest fizzled and the Park City police assembled for crowd management at the premier outnumbered the protesters:
As press and attendees flooded into the Egyptian Theatre, they walked past two women holding placards that read Seek Truth. Im here to stand up for him, said Brenda Jenkyns, a fan of Jacksons who made the trek to Park City, Utah, from her home in Calgary, Canada. Its important that people look at the facts, because the truth isnt black and white. (Where have these truth seekers been lately?)
In other Sundance news, Robert Redford (Bob to us PC-ites) shocked PIBs and media gawkers by seemingly saying Bye bye to the festival:
Having done this for God, 34 years now, since the festival started, the Oscar winner told media and others on Thursday as he stood alone onstage at Park Citys Egyptian Theatre. I think we are at a point where I can move on to a different place.
Bye bye Bobby
Nobody commented on where it was, exactly, he was planning to move on to.
Other than that its been pretty quiet here so far, as the Womens Marchers cancelled this years planned event due to anti-Semitism or something. And thats it from your onsite reporter here at Sundance 2019. Stand by for more news.
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
IBT ‘we dont care.’
I kinda admire Redford for not going the plastic surgery route.........but the way he was......
At least Redford realizes its over....
...the false adulation, celebrity worship, etc
Weve been woke to their lying, conniving, antiAmerican true selves hiding behind cosmetically produced over stretched facades.....
.....and dont fill their coffers much no more.
Is that really his present hair......or a messily crafted rug?
Only his barber knows.
NOBO2012 is not exaggerating in the least about the pseudo-humanoids that flood into town, this time of year.
They are beneath contempt, and if you have an IQ much above room temperature, you quickly realize just how disposable they are, while they think themselves some kind of creative royalty.
A note should be taken to MOAB the place, the last week of January. It's jammed in a narrow valley, and there is so much concentrated Stupid that its obliteration would bump the national IQ 10 points. (Everyone who is normal lives in Salt Lake or Ogden, and commutes, so you run a small chance of hurting anything of worth.)
Thanks for posting :)
Y/V/W.
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