Posted on 09/05/2018 3:21:43 PM PDT by poconopundit
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He's back! Fresh off a highly successful political rally at his funeral, John McCain will now continue his Uniparty work thanks to the miracle of suspended animation. We spoke to Deep State spokeswoman, the lovely Lisa Stzrok, about what's being called: McCain 2.0:
Why did the Deep State decide to put the Senator in suspended animation?
Frankly, McCain 2.0 is vital to us because Trump is so hard to combat. The Fake News has attacked Trump with false stories 24/7 for three years, but he keeps getting stronger. Ex-Presidents are also afraid to go after Trump alone.
That's why McCain's unhinged anger and grumpiness are big assets. When you get McCain in the room, other Uniparty members muster up the courage to call for Trump's impeachment.
So former CIA director John Brennan paved the way for McCain 2.0 by getting a special FISA (Freeze In Suspended Animation) waiver to bypass the Courts.
Where will you use the ex-Senator?
Actually the Senator wasn't very useful to us as a cancer patient. But with McCain 2.0 we can re-animate and deploy him in many scenarios.
For instance, John can now resume delivering fake dossiers to the Deep State, CNN, and NBC. And believe me, when a zombie ex-Senator pays a visit to your office, it gets your attention.
McCain 2.0 is also perfect for TV, though logistics support is required to transport his life-support tank. If he's kept out of the tank too long, his brain will decay even further than when he was alive.
Special events are being coordinated with the military industrial complex. For example, McCain 2.0 is perfect for starting new wars to fully test new military weapons and soldier readiness.
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My Navy experience completely prepared me for getting ahead in the civilian world. I found that I was willing to do nearly any job my boss asked of me. I didn’t have any “That’s not my job” left in me. If I was asked to clean toilets, I did that.
Also, I grew up in a military family and spent formative years in the military, so I was very much into chain of command and hierarchy.
I called every male I didn’t know personally “Sir” and every woman I didn’t know “Ma’am”. I innately understood why going outside the chain of command is generally bad, and when you should and shouldn’t do it.
I am grateful to my country for letting me serve. And I was glad I didn’t have to do it in a shooting war, either, but being on a flight deck or on a ship, things could get hot and deadly at any time, bullets or not.
Good to hear. You’re right, there’s a lot of instincts and habits you learn in the military that help you get going in the civilian world.
Sound like your Dad was terrific. Mine was a gunner’s mate on an LST that saw action at D-Day Normandy and D-Day Okinawa. He told us kids, “If you we’re scared, you weren’t there.”
I think your dad was right!
SALUTE TO OUR DADS:
HAND SALUTE!
TWO!
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