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San Francisco Bans Everything
Sultan Knish ^ | August 2, 2018 | Daniel Greenfield

Posted on 08/02/2018 6:53:29 PM PDT by OddLane

Here are a few things that are effectively legal in San Francisco: drugs, public defecation and shoplifting. And here are some of the things that are banned or will be banned in the City by the Bay.

Straws. Fur coats. Bottled water. Eating at work. Vaping liquids. Upholstered furniture. Plastic bags. Pet stores. Electric scooters. Coffee cups and packing peanuts. Tropical fish. The McDonald’s Happy Meal.

If you can think of something, San Francisco has already banned it. Or will be banning it soon.

North Korea with a tech industry and some leftover Victorian architecture (which it’s banning tour buses from visiting) has reacted to the collapse of living conditions and fleeing tourists by banning everything...

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TOPICS: Government; Society
KEYWORDS: botox; bottledwater; california; coffeecups; criminality; eatingatwork; electricscooters; furcoats; happymeal; homosexuality; marijuana; mcdonalds; nancypelosi; packingpeanuts; petstores; plasticbags; sanfrancisco; sanfrannan; socialism; straws; tropicalfish; upholstery; vapingliquids
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To: OddLane

The new city seal motto will be, “That which is not illegal is mandatory.”


21 posted on 08/02/2018 7:47:23 PM PDT by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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To: OddLane

If sanity ever returns there, here's the first thing they should start to ban...


       

22 posted on 08/02/2018 7:49:54 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Bratch

Hahahahahaha! AWESOME!


23 posted on 08/02/2018 8:04:40 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: upchuck
I have a former girlfriend who worked in the city for about a year.

She found it intolerable, despite being a super-liberal.

24 posted on 08/02/2018 8:08:03 PM PDT by OddLane
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To: Steely Tom

A plastic straw ban? From my cold, dead hands.


25 posted on 08/02/2018 8:10:27 PM PDT by Sasparilla ( I'm Not Tired of Winning)
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To: OddLane

Just call it San Angeles already.


26 posted on 08/02/2018 8:13:03 PM PDT by setha (England: Once great, now lost to the Diversity Deviants & Mohammedans.)
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To: OddLane

27 posted on 08/02/2018 8:17:52 PM PDT by Oatka
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To: OddLane

Just wait til someone posts files for 3D printing your own straws!


28 posted on 08/02/2018 8:29:02 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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To: OddLane

San Francisco is the nicest place in the world - except for the people who live there. :)


29 posted on 08/02/2018 8:31:37 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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To: OddLane

Republics decline into democracies and democracies degenerate into despotisms.

Attributed to Aristotle


30 posted on 08/02/2018 8:34:31 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ( "Politicans aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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To: OddLane
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31 posted on 08/02/2018 8:54:41 PM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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To: OddLane

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>> “San Francisco Bans Everything but crime and sexual perversion, which are now mandatory!
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32 posted on 08/02/2018 8:57:38 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: MtnClimber

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Education in math, sciences, and history?
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33 posted on 08/02/2018 8:59:25 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: MtnClimber
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All school curriculi shall now be “Common Whore.”
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34 posted on 08/02/2018 9:01:26 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: OddLane

And I thought Seattle was nucking futs!


35 posted on 08/02/2018 9:14:03 PM PDT by llevrok (Vote! While it's still legal.)
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To: OddLane; All

Post and comments BUMP!


36 posted on 08/02/2018 9:16:01 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: OddLane
San Francisco decriminalized public defecation, but criminalized plastic straws.

Another reason NOT to ever vote for Democrats...

37 posted on 08/02/2018 9:56:08 PM PDT by GOPJ (NYT:"Racist Ignorant Fascist Bastard Trump Accuses Media of Bias” - freeper Lazamataz)
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To: MtnClimber

How do we convince them that it is rich white males crapping on the sidewalk, so they will ban that, too?


38 posted on 08/02/2018 9:56:34 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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To: OddLane

One of these days, San Francisco will ban something that someone there wants to have sex with, and then government will have gone too far!


39 posted on 08/02/2018 10:34:53 PM PDT by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy."--Walter Williams)
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To: OddLane

The San Francisco city fathers (and mothers), high on pot, have a wild imagination for what to ban. When a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call and when logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead you go for the fantasies that take you high in the ozone away from your chaos.


40 posted on 08/02/2018 11:10:29 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
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