Posted on 07/18/2018 8:09:53 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
How about the blonde wading in the swamp? She stealthily sneaks up on an alligator and dives on him and wrestles him to shore and throws him upside down and pins him down.
She looks down, and says "Damn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!"
One cow says to the other, “I’m really worried about Mad Cow disease.”
The other cow responds, “I wouldn’t worry about it. It doesn’t effect us chickens.”
A New Yorker comes to Florida and following his map drives into a swap. When the trooper shows up, NY guy passes the DUI and shows the trooper the map. The trooper looks at the map and says “ Yep this is where your driveway should be”.
swamp not swap.
Two old guys are sitting on a park bench talking about how bad it is getting old.
First Guy: Nothing works and everything hurts, I never thought getting old would be this difficult.
Second Guy: Huh...I feel like a baby.
First Guy: How so?
Second Guy: Well, I got no hair, I got no teeth, and I think I just wet myself.
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