Ruth Bader Ginsburg Encased In Carbonite Until Next Court Session - Satire

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[GraceG]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—With President Trump now nominating his second justice to the Supreme Court, a lot of attention is being paid to the oldest Supreme Court Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Critics fear that if Trump replaces her, it would shift the court far to the right. She’s in fine health for now, though, according to the technicians that have frozen her in carbonite until the next term of the Supreme Court.

As Ginsburg was lowered into the carbonite freezing chamber, she bravely looked up at her fellow liberal justices, who said, “I love you.” She reportedly replied, “Huh?”

“People do not need to worry about Justice Ginsburg,” said law carbon-freezing technician Clint Simon. “While she is 85, she’s very fit for her age. Also, she’s now hibernating in a nearly indestructible metal shell.”

[murron]

I know everyone is concentrating on Gingsberg, but I feel that the focus should be on Clarence Thomas. He is now 70 years old and the most senior member of the court. I have a hunch that he would be stepping down before Gingsberg.

[donozark]

Sotomayor has health issues as well. Type one diabetes. Had serious setback in March. Not a well-person.