Posted on 07/08/2018 5:55:35 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
“Stormy Daniels Strips in Texas, No Sign of Visit to Border Children”
yeah, i’m pretty sure border children don’t tip strippers very well, so one can hardly blame her ...
Bobbing up and down for a week . . .
You are either the person who learns from others mistakes, or you are the example that others learn from.
Choose, but choose wisely.
“natural kittens often bounce opposite like a crankshaft ...”
LOL. You said “crankshaft”.
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Both the age and the mileage matter.
And one good hard crash will ruin their value.
“natural kittens often bounce opposite like a cranksha”
ROFL! Thanks. I needed that!
“.....natural kittens often bounce opposite like a crankshaft ...”
I guess if they were Harley’s they’d go, “potato...potato....potato...”!
Would Laz hit it?
“Bangkok?”
Bangcock.
Edinburgh Texas?
Wow, that gives the bottom of the barrel a bad name.
“Hours earlier, Daniels’ attorney Michael Avenatti,..”
Avenatti must be getting paid in head.
Even worse, aging Stripper and Prostitute looking for loose change in strip bars and clubs. If she had been thinking of business like the character in “Trading Places” she would be retired and clipping coupons.
Pitiful excuse for a southern girl
She is having a hard time being relevant again.
Daniels re “we are going to blow this wide open” sounds like a weatherman talking about an oncuming herricane.
I can just see the headlines/story in Houston and Galveston:
“Massive warm front to hit the coast. Expected to blow down every thing in sight. Expect loud thunder-thigh claps and possible sunlight “golden showers” over cheap motels.
Continuing “boomers” all night long.
Stormy then to move to Arizona, up the Grand Canyon to Montana and the Grand Tetons, where she will peter out.”
Stay tuned for more weather news about Maxine “Blowhard” Waters, a Force 5 herricane of insane proportions.
It’s a shame she can’t offer those children some milk...
Breitbart actually called them “immigrant children?”
She is really only interested in something six inches long, the dollar bill.
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