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Let’s Get This Party Started!
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-19-18 | MOTUS

Posted on 05/19/2018 6:43:25 AM PDT by NOBO2012

To be clear, I have zero interest in the Markle Sparkle. But a combination of creaky bones and allergies that have packed my sinus cavities with concrete got me up extra-early so I switched on the TV and between a choice of mass school shooting coverage and wringing of hands and a royal wedding I’ll take the royals.

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A royal wedding outside of Hollywood is a strange affair in the 21st century. Sort of an anachronism within an anachronism.  My only comment is that there hasn’t been so many people of colour at a British royal wedding since, well, ever.

markle mom

The spectacle will be awesome, what with all the royal hats.

clooney

And I understand the meat pies are pretty good too.

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I tell you what, I’m going to turn the reins over to you for commentary on the fashions, guests and food. I hope everyone enjoys the wedding. I can neither confirm nor deny that the official wedding cake is the classic Spotted Dick.

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Take it away folks, I understand the nuptials are about to begin. Let’s get this party started!

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: markle; princeharry; royalwedding; sparkle

1 posted on 05/19/2018 6:43:25 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
Pork pies and spotted dick.
Loaded with innuendo. Too funny!

Well done.

2 posted on 05/19/2018 6:51:34 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: NOBO2012

Harry may have once been a military man and Markle an actress of sorts, but now they will have an entirely new role. They will become the poster couple for all things liberal. They will travel the world stomping for globalism and multiculturalism. They will be annoying.


3 posted on 05/19/2018 6:51:41 AM PDT by allendale (.)
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To: allendale

That’s an interesting prediction. Based on their public statements and activities? Please tell us more. Really.


4 posted on 05/19/2018 7:04:31 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: windcliff; stylecouncilor

Time for the Piccadilly Shop.

(Dilly-dilly)


5 posted on 05/19/2018 7:07:32 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: NOBO2012

her mom got a nose piercing or do i have a spot on my screen? Cause, yuck.


6 posted on 05/19/2018 7:20:57 AM PDT by ronniesgal ( I wonder what his FR handle is??)
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To: allendale

By jove I think you have it old sport. The new face of globalism.


7 posted on 05/19/2018 7:21:19 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: NOBO2012
I've always wanted a pork pie hat. Didn't realize that's what they looked like.


8 posted on 05/19/2018 7:33:54 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: allendale

You nailed it. These two will take Progressives to another level.


9 posted on 05/19/2018 7:34:51 AM PDT by Herodes
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To: NOBO2012

3-5 years and it’s over.


10 posted on 05/19/2018 7:38:36 AM PDT by ealgeone
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To: elcid1970

She’s an “animal rights” activist. That’s all you need to know.


11 posted on 05/19/2018 7:39:33 AM PDT by ealgeone
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To: allendale

I am not a great fan of the British Royals, but I have got to give Prince Harry credit where credit is due. Number one, he was an active Apache Helicopter pilot that saw combat missions and he was tuned in enough not to invite any politicians to his wedding. I wish the married Royal couple well.


12 posted on 05/19/2018 7:52:27 AM PDT by JLAGRAYFOX (Defeat both the Republican (e) & Democrat (e) political parties....Forever!!!)
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To: NOBO2012
My only comment is that there hasn’t been so many people of colour at a British royal wedding since, well, ever.

Queen Charlotte was African.

13 posted on 05/19/2018 8:48:08 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: ronniesgal

Hey, if Meghan could wear borrowed bling on her head, surely her mama could were some bling in her nose. Trash, not class.


14 posted on 05/19/2018 8:53:48 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: JLAGRAYFOX

Yes, but he invited the Clooneys.


15 posted on 05/19/2018 8:55:09 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: NOBO2012

How many school books could have been purchased with what was spent on this non-inclusive event?

How many hungry children could have been fed with the money thrown away on this narcissistic orgy?

How many pairs of shoes and warm coats could have been provided to shivering children with the lucre wasted on this patriarchal bacchanalia?

Hey—The Left does this all the time.


16 posted on 05/19/2018 10:19:58 AM PDT by Arm_Bears (Hey, Rocky--Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!)
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To: ronniesgal

When you scroll up and down, if it stays in the same place relative to her face it’s...oh, yes it is.


17 posted on 05/19/2018 10:47:29 AM PDT by Moltke (Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
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