Posted on 04/01/2018 2:42:14 PM PDT by EdnaMode
Nearly 17 months after losing the Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton has announced she will embark on a historic apology tour. Dubbed the "I Love the Deplorables Tour," Clinton will tour the 2,649 counties won by Donald Trump. While on tour, Clinton will also be selling leftover "I'm With Her" t-shirts and copies of her book, "What Happened?"
"The last year and a half has been a wake up call," said Clinton. "Well maybe not the last year and a half. Maybe it was last week. But I figure, hey, it's never too late, right?"
Many conservative pundits are skeptical about the tour.
"Hillary Clinton just spent the last two years calling us racist, sexist xenophobic, homophobic, rednecks. Why would I forgive her?" wrote one blogger.
A top ranked politician added, "Hillary Clinton couldn't draw a crowd to her own rallies. Now she expects millions of Trump supporters to come to some phony apology tour?
Another conservative pundit chimed in, "Lock her up!"
Proceeds from the I Love the Deplorables Apology Tour will go towards the Clinton Foundation and the Hillary 2020 Campaign.
You’re making April Fools Day great again, thank you!
I heard it was actually true.
You’re welcome. Glad you liked it. :D
April Fools’ jokes should be believable. This one isn’t.
Hillary, you have officially “Jumped The Shark”!
Sounds more like a bad Halloween movie.
I doubt she jumped it but she probably tripped over it.
Yuck! ...And I just now had lunch!
Two bugs in the salad.
Go away, W. Paint another picture. You had me fooled for a long time. I defended you even after the fiasco that was the Harriet Miers Supreme Court nomination. I don’t miss you anymore.
Stick a fork in her. She’s cooked.
We’re sorry for all the ugly things we said about W, when he trashed Trump in favor of Hillary, too!
LOL, good one!
It might be April fools, but she can still kiss my ass in Macy’s window
LOL, love it!
Thanks!
Lord, I’m tired of this freeloading maggot. Hillary, go bake some cookies or something. America is tired of your BS.
You’re disgusting!
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