Posted on 01/01/2018 9:37:16 PM PST by LibWhacker
The Barbershop
Donald Trump and Obama ended up in the same barber shop. Each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse all day.” The second barber turned to Trump and said, “How about you sir?” Trump replied, “Go ahead; my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”
Lol!
Don't say sorry, that's the funniest thing I've read all year!
Now substitute the word “Bathhouse” for “Whorehouse” and see how it sounds.
OK
LOL!
Bus full of old women on a casino outting Woman goes to the driver, gives him a hand full of peanuts. He eats them. She does this three or four times. He asks her why they keep giving him peanuts... She says we don’t like peanuts... We just suck the chocolate off of them.
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