[be-baw]

I’m still alive. How do you fry an egg?

[Bryanw92]

>>How do you fry an egg?

I dunno! Microwave egg-fryer thingie?? Is that what a toaster does? What are those other things in the fork and spoon drawer anyway?? I guess I need to learn so I can survive this thread!

[Fungi]

It's part ying, part yang. .

[Larry Lucido]

I love those Irish-style eggs.

Egg McMuffins, I think they’re called.

[independentmind]

Put a skillet on the stove and turn heat on tomedium. Add your choice of oil/ butter in pan. Let it warm for 20-30 seconds. Crack an egg and put in pan. Wait 3-5 minutes. Ready to eat.

[BipolarBob]

I’m still alive. How do you fry an egg?

You call that living?

[fini]

"I’m still alive. How do you fry an egg?"

1. Take an egg and put it in an old mess kit and close the top. You can leave the shell on or take it off, your option.

2. Tape the messkit to the top of the airfilter on your old pickup truck.

3. Drive around for about 20 minutes. If you left the shell on, make sure you hit the brakes hard several times.

4. After the 20 minute drive, open mess kit and eat egg. If you left the shell on, it will be more crunchy, but higher in calcium.

[MomwithHope]

Get a deep fryer and drop one in. Shell optional.