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FLOTUS Friday: Being FLOTUS, Rule Number One
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 9-15-17 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/15/2017 7:20:48 AM PDT by NOBO2012

It’s FLOTUS Friday already and - as I believe I promised after last week’s marathon, no Lady M pictures for at least a week - I’ll highlight a different former FLOTUS. Let’s start with a little quiz question.

Q.  How many people can an ex-FLOTUS off-load blame on for a humiliating presidential election loss?

A.  Forty-one, give or take: Meet the Hillary blame list - FORTY-ONE and counting.

In a companion piece, Piers Morgan shared a few observations on Hill’s blame-a-palooza blockbuster.

'What happened' is the title of Hillary Clinton's new 464-page book.

The answer, it transpires, is the most whiny, self-pitying, deluded load of literary claptrap written since Kim Kardashian's 'I was empowering women' defense for posting naked bird-flipping selfies.

Ah yes, Kimmie does like her selfies:

55c42f058fbf768838dc52d4_kim-kardashian-hillary-clinton-selfie150806235204-hillary-clinton-kim-kardashian-kanye-selfie-exlarge-169Even selfies with Kimmie and Kanye Kouldn’t help Krooked Hillary, possibly because Kim was the only one who heard Hillary’s goals for our country.

Summing things up, Hillary asks herself: 'What makes me such a lightning rod for fury? I'm at a loss.'

hillary why aren't I 50 points ahead

Hmmm, where do we start?

The truth is that everyone knows exactly what happened.

Hillary ran a diabolically elitist and blinkered campaign that basically boiled down to this mantra: 'Trump's disgusting, his supporters are a basket of deplorable idiots, I'm a brilliant woman, my husband used to be President, and I have lots of rich, famous friends – so vote for me…'America didn't vote for Hillary because they didn't like what she represents and rejected her vague, unimaginative vision for the country.

It's as simple as that and to pretend otherwise is to ignore the harsh, cold reality that the most qualified candidate in history lost to the least qualified candidate in history.

Wait, I thought Barack Hussein Obama was the most highly qualified community organizer candidate in history.

Oh well, let’s turn now to an example in how to be a real FLOTUS. There really aren’t that many rules but Rule Number One is a rather important one to master: try to look like you don’t want to strangle your husband. (Here’s where I would normally inject a gratuitous picture of Lady M, looking like she wished her president-husband would drop dead, but(t) I promised…supply your own image if you’d like, there are dozens to choose from.)

So let’s look at few highlights from FLOTUS Melania’s very busy day:

melania-trump-donald-trump-news-pictures-1065341A.M. Leaving for tour of Florida (in *gasp* flats!)

Screenshot Studio capture #2754P.M. working hurricane relief in Florida

Screenshot Studio capture #2757Evening: Hosting a reception for the White House Historical Association.

Nobody should be able to look that good all day long. That’s all I’ve got to say.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: flotus; hillaryclinton; melaniatrump; michelleobama

1 posted on 09/15/2017 7:20:49 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Our First Lady is the Joy of our Country!

Pure Joy!

She represents the American Woman.

And boy after those photos of cankles I am thinking I am going blind I tell you!

2 posted on 09/15/2017 7:24:30 AM PDT by Uversabound (Might does not make right, but it does enforce the commonly recognized rights of each succeeding gen)
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To: NOBO2012
After the election:

3 posted on 09/15/2017 7:28:24 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (I was not elected to continue a failed system. I was elected to change it. --Donald J. Trump)
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To: NOBO2012

She certainly gives a grand image to the HISTORICAL ASSOCIATION. Our First Lady makes us proud.

Our Historical Association, if only you could do the same. Day by day we see our US history erased before our eyes. Are you blinded and unable to see the same? Without history there is no future.

4 posted on 09/15/2017 7:36:32 AM PDT by V K Lee (DJT: "Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. ")
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To: NOBO2012
What's very noticeable about Melania...besides the goodness of her heart and soul is that unlike Hillary and Michelle, she is very careful not to upstage her husband.....and she could so easily do it.

And it's not...she knows her's he's the President of the country that she loves so much. He belongs to the people at these times.

5 posted on 09/15/2017 7:38:19 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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6 posted on 09/15/2017 8:25:08 AM PDT by publius911 (Seriously??)
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7 posted on 09/15/2017 8:27:43 AM PDT by spokeshave (The Fake Media tried to stop us from going to the White House, I am President and they are not. DJT)
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To: NOBO2012

If there is a ping list for this topic, I’d like to be added. Thanks!

8 posted on 09/15/2017 9:08:24 AM PDT by TheConservativeParty (Battlecry "COVFEFE !")
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“Melania is the star of the Trump family” ... from last night’s WH dinner:

9 posted on 09/15/2017 9:44:17 AM PDT by Right_in_Virginia
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She really is the wind beneath his wings. God bless her.

10 posted on 09/15/2017 9:54:50 AM PDT by Ms Mable
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To: Uversabound

She certainly is VERY easy on the eyes!

11 posted on 09/15/2017 1:40:32 PM PDT by jmacusa ("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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