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Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date
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| 5 September 2017
Posted on 09/07/2017 10:27:03 AM PDT by Sopater
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Sometimes, you just can't make this stuff up.
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:27:03 AM PDT
by
Sopater
To: Sopater
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:28:41 AM PDT
by
lacrew
To: Sopater
There’s a Seinfeld scene in there somewhere.......................
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:28:47 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: Sopater
As crazy as this story is, I understand the logic of woman not wanting to leave that sitting there on a first date!
To: Sopater
> “We had a lovely night on the second date
I like her spirit. Glad she got a second date. :)
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:31:08 AM PDT
by
ArcadeQuarters
("Immigration Reform" is ballot stuffing)
To: Behind the Blue Wall
As crazy as this story is, I understand the logic of woman not wanting to leave that sitting there on a first date!
Me too, but I also think that she would have much preferred that to what eventually did happen.
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:31:45 AM PDT
by
Sopater
(Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own? - Matthew 20:15a)
To: Sopater
And they lived happily ever after...
To: Sopater
I'm confused.
How'd it get stuck between two non-opening double-glazed windows?
How'd she get stuck in a non-opening window?
The reporter must have gone to a US j-school...
To: Sopater
To: Behind the Blue Wall
Aren't you supposed to vacate your bowels
BEFORE going out on the town?
So the first date is going quite well and the woman says " where's the crapper? - I need to take a dump" - freaking English people - weird
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:37:20 AM PDT
by
atc23
(The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:37:54 AM PDT
by
Clutch Martin
(Hot sauce aside, every culture has its pancake, just as every culture has its noodle.)
To: Behind the Blue Wall
As crazy as this story is, I understand the logic of woman not wanting to leave that sitting there on a first date! Oh, yes - much better to throw your bowel movement out your date's window so he can find it in his flower bed the next day - that's lovely. I wonder if he's going to ask her out again?
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:41:21 AM PDT
by
atc23
(The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
To: Sopater
What the hell was she eating if it wouldn’t flush.....
And she was a gymnist, not some sorta rascal using land whale...
I mean I know big things come in small packages, but c’mon this is silly...
She must have lost a few percentage points in that BM alone...
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:43:21 AM PDT
by
GraceG
("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, than it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
To: Sopater
To: atc23
To: Berlin_Freeper
" she screams "your penis is too small" "its too small" for several minutes " Mine went into hiding just listenting to her demonic voice!
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:54:59 AM PDT
by
crazy scenario
(We can't take you anywhere!)
To: GraceG
" she was a gymnist" Gotta learn to stick the landing!
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:58:21 AM PDT
by
crazy scenario
(We can't take you anywhere!)
To: Sopater; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; CopperTop; ...
Hey, Ben. I need a four letter word. Winnie the blank.
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:59:30 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
("We always choose according to our greatest inclination at the moment." R.C. Sproul)
To: atc23
Well at least the provenance of said bowel movement would not be quite so readily identifiable in that case!
To: Sopater
And they say romance is dead.
She tried to use the toilet.
That means she had to go into the toilet and grab it like those Noodlin fisherman.
“Look! I caught a Brown Trout!”
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posted on
09/07/2017 11:04:05 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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