[2ndDivisionVet]

Yes, this is an actual news report.

[xzins]

And sadly AOL is my go-to source for insightful news...

/s

[Billthedrill]

I’m not much for astrology as a predictor of the future. Divination by entrails, that’s where it’s at. What mysteries of the universe will be revealed by the knotty convolutions within Hillary’s bowels? We won’t know until we open ‘er up to take a look.

[x]

It could even be as disastrous as Y2K!

[VietVet876]

That’s the perfect window to put the little tyrant in Pyongyang and his coterie into the dirt-nap state.

[freedumb2003]

>>Yes, this is an actual news report.<<

Aol? The old America Online that went broke or got absorbed (I can’t remember which)?

Or is it supposed to be Lol?

[I want the USA back]

Explains why AOL news is a failure.

[txrefugee]

“God is our refuge and strength.” Psalm 46:1

[Bigg Red]

I guess that, tomorrow, we will have a story about a high priest in the pagan temple reading the entrails of goats.

[Gay State Conservative]

Whenever I think of “astrologers” I think of one of Granny Clampett’s potions.”Jed,I'll need a pinch of swamp lizard squeezins...”

[rrrod]

Trump has peaked...he wont win the nomination...

[Innovative]

Ridiculous.

It only shows how desperate some are.

But God and the people are with Trump and want him to keep working to MAGA.

[GingisK]

I guess the word is out: beware of big round shadows.

[going hot]

I don’t know if the moon shadow will hold still long enough to spell out d-I-s-a-s-t-e-r f-o-r t-r-u-m-p

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

“Talk about something else that’s falling from the sky
and that is an asteroid. What’s coming our way? Is this
an effect of, perhaps, of global warming, or is this just
some meteoric occasion?”

- CNN’s Deborah Feyerick

[editor-surveyor]

.
Ass-trologers eat poop!

Words mean things.

[KarlInOhio]

IMPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH!!!!!!

It's the only way we can get the moon to release the sun when it is kidnapped on the 21st.

Hey, Astrologers: If I cared for what the stars said about Trump, I would ask Rosie O'Doughnuts and Lena Dun-gottabig-ham.

[luvbach1]

Pseudo-science astrology is nonsense.

[Verginius Rufus]

So there was a lunar eclipse on the day Trump was born. But was the eclipse actually going on at the time of his birth, and was it visible in New York City?

Not that any of that matters, except to lunatics who still believe in astrology.

[FrdmLvr]

So it doesn’t portend disaster for Kim Jong Un, only President Trump?

[stars & stripes forever]

What does the Bible say about astrology or the zodiac?

Astrology is the “interpretation” of an assumed influence the stars (and planets) exert on human destiny. This is a false belief. The royal astrologers of the Babylonian court were put to shame by God’s prophet Daniel (Daniel 1:20) and were powerless to interpret the king’s dream (Daniel 2:27). God specifies astrologers as among those who will be burned as stubble in God’s judgment (Isaiah 47:13-14). Astrology as a form of divination is expressly forbidden in Scripture (Deuteronomy 18:10-14). God forbade the children of Israel to worship or serve the “host of heaven” (Deuteronomy 4:19). Several times in their history, however, Israel fell into that very sin (2 Kings 17:16 is one example). Their worship of the stars brought God’s judgment each time.

https://www.gotquestions.org/astrology-Bible.html