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PURIFY YOUR SYSTEM WITH THE SEVEN-DAY CHILI DOG CLEANSE
McSweeney's Internet Tendency ^ | 06/11/2015 | DJANGO GOLD

Posted on 07/26/2017 9:47:58 AM PDT by Flick Lives

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This diet, or the bacon, bacon, bacon diet. Highly recommended. Just make sure you have a good stash of Charmin on hand.
1 posted on 07/26/2017 9:47:58 AM PDT by Flick Lives
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Fresh blueberries would know, too.


2 posted on 07/26/2017 9:50:17 AM PDT by madison10
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Might it cleanse your heart of a fresh blood supply?


3 posted on 07/26/2017 9:51:58 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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Just ONE chili-dog from an Interstate roadside gas station would cleanse you out.................


4 posted on 07/26/2017 9:54:53 AM PDT by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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The sickest my wife and I have ever been was when we stopped for gas at a station along the Interstate and ate hotdogs.

Explosive from both ends.....................


5 posted on 07/26/2017 9:56:30 AM PDT by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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Is this a joke. I briefly tried to find someone who actually did it.


6 posted on 07/26/2017 9:58:47 AM PDT by RummyChick (can we switch Don,Jr for Prince Kush and his flak jacket. From Yacht Party to Warzone ready to wear.)
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This was very funny, but I was sincerely hoping it was legit. Maybe I’ll give it a try anyway. 7/11 chili dogs are the best (I suspect because of the aging) and I haven’t had one in years.


7 posted on 07/26/2017 10:00:45 AM PDT by gspurlock (http://www.backyardfence.wordpress.com)
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as andrew zimmerman would say “If it looks good- eat it”


8 posted on 07/26/2017 10:06:58 AM PDT by Bob434
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Hahaha, this is actually probably much better for one than the nonsense promulgated by all the alternative nuts!


9 posted on 07/26/2017 10:14:54 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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Coney wars(American vs. Lafayette)in Detroit.

Cleanse with heavy everything.

10 posted on 07/26/2017 10:21:37 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (FUMSM)
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Furburgers.


11 posted on 07/26/2017 10:30:34 AM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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Not only will you clear out your system, but also your house and maybe your neighborhood if you are particularly "lethal".
12 posted on 07/26/2017 10:32:02 AM PDT by Major Matt Mason (It is time to make America an uncomfortable place for Marxist usurpers.)
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as long as you’re consuming approximately one chili dog every 75 minutes, you will see results.

I imagine so.

13 posted on 07/26/2017 11:47:17 AM PDT by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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Years ago, in my youth, we would go to the A&W Root Beer stand every Tuesday for their special: Chili Dogs and root beer. We absolutely loved them.


14 posted on 07/26/2017 11:47:24 AM PDT by budj (Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!)
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Years ago, in my youth, we would go to the A&W Root Beer stand every Tuesday for their special: Chili Dogs and root beer. We absolutely loved them.


15 posted on 07/26/2017 11:47:31 AM PDT by budj (Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!)
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My wife is into the healthy stuff, like herbal teas, herbs, smoothies etc. She’s constantly on my case. I just emailed and told her I want to start next Monday.


16 posted on 07/26/2017 12:40:30 PM PDT by cyclotic (Trump tweets are the only news source you can trust.)
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I’m from Detroit and now live in Maryland. My wife was home a few weeks ago. My mom gave her a 3 lb block of frozen National Coney Island chili.

We get it often for a great meal.


17 posted on 07/26/2017 12:42:14 PM PDT by cyclotic (Trump tweets are the only news source you can trust.)
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A few years ago my DIL and GD took a vacation and I heard from my GS that they ate chili dogs every night.


18 posted on 07/26/2017 1:19:40 PM PDT by tiki
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About the sickest I got from food was the day after I visited my mom in the hospital and stopped in the cafeteria and had two Sloppy Joes for dinner.


19 posted on 07/26/2017 1:21:30 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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Maybe they were drumming up business!...................


20 posted on 07/26/2017 1:22:49 PM PDT by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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