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The Paper Towel Pilot
Canada Free Press ^ | 07/10/17 | Jimmy Reed

Posted on 07/10/2017 11:28:47 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony

After my explanation, restrained silence gave way to guffaws

My Piper Cub airplane was due for an airworthiness inspection at a large airport, but since the little airplane had no radio equipment, I called the control tower and requested permission to fly in from a nearby crop duster’s strip.

The controller assigned an arrival time and said that he would blink a green light if I was clear to land. What should have been a routine procedure turned out to be one of the most bizarre incidents in my flying career.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: pilot; pipercub
Think this is a delightful story
1 posted on 07/10/2017 11:28:47 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony
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To: Sean_Anthony

I don’t see anything remarkable about it.

I’ve done the “land by light signals” myself; it was no big deal.


2 posted on 07/10/2017 11:32:01 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: DuncanWaring

The story itself was pretty funny.


3 posted on 07/10/2017 11:37:36 AM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: Sean_Anthony

During my tenure as a Marine Aviator, I have only seen an ALDIS lamp once. It was in a display case at the base of the tower.


4 posted on 07/10/2017 11:38:55 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: Sean_Anthony

It’s ridiculous not to borrow or purchase an inexpensive VHF handheld transceiver and eliminate the problem.


5 posted on 07/10/2017 11:43:18 AM PDT by TLOne (All terrorists want is for us to bow and worship their god. Oh, and to let them rule.)
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To: Sean_Anthony

Read the article, the point wasn’t the use of a light.


6 posted on 07/10/2017 11:47:30 AM PDT by GMMC0987
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To: Sean_Anthony

My Brother had a Taylorcraft way back when.

He bought it and reskinned it. My Mother couldn’t believe he was actually going to fly around in that thing. LOL


7 posted on 07/10/2017 11:52:16 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative ( THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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To: Sean_Anthony

If nothing else it will serve as example of what not to do for other pilots.


8 posted on 07/10/2017 11:57:29 AM PDT by Moonman62 (Make America Great Again!)
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To: rjsimmon; dfwgator

[I have only seen an ALDIS lamp once]

They’re great for giving signals to baseball players!

https://youtu.be/x-S-eeInJVk?t=3m21s


9 posted on 07/10/2017 12:01:05 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ....)
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To: Sean_Anthony

Idiot makes bad decision survives anyway


10 posted on 07/10/2017 12:26:38 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: Sean_Anthony

I fly a 1945 Piper L-4 (Army version of a J3 Cub). I can just imagine this happening as I fly with the doors open most of the time, and yes, you do solo it from the rear seat where there’s lots of air swirling around.

One year 4 of us were flying our Nieuport replicas from Kansas City to Columbia MO for an airshow and had arranged before-hand for a green light from the tower. We arrived and circled West of the field as agreed for a long time, wagging our wings and getting closer and closer to get his attention. Finally I had to relieve myself SO BAD that I decided to go ahead and land and take the violation (when your desperate your desperate). Turns out the tower was giving us a green light all along, but was shinning it through a green window shade so it was not getting through. He as wondering why we weren’t landing and had been keeping other traffic away all that time. The tower guys came down to greet us and we all had a laugh. Our VW engines did not have ignition & plug shielding so a handheld radio produced nothing but static. Fun times.


11 posted on 07/10/2017 1:33:19 PM PDT by DawnPatrolGuy
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To: SaveFerris

You’ve never seen “Julius Caesar” performed on an Aldis Lamp?

https://youtu.be/kqiUGjghlzU?t=196


12 posted on 07/10/2017 9:46:31 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

;)


13 posted on 07/11/2017 1:08:22 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ....)
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To: Irish Eyes

If it was that funny then why didn’t he post it?


14 posted on 07/11/2017 5:19:56 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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