It’s in bloggers and well marked as a hoax or satire.
It was not.
The mods just added (Sarcasm) to the Title.
Fun is fun. But don’t mess with Texas. Or Whataburger.
Was there more at the link? (I couldn't get to it.) What was posted was not satire, or was really bad satire. plus, your photo was ridiculously large - you can adjust it:
Mine is kind of small. Just divide the original sizes (1500x955) by the same number (I divided by 5) to get the new size.
This is the format - just add < > around it:
img src="http://1xasv74epa1u3k2w03zsts96.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/IMG_3405.png"height="191" width="300"