Was there more at the link? (I couldn't get to it.) What was posted was not satire, or was really bad satire. plus, your photo was ridiculously large - you can adjust it:
Mine is kind of small. Just divide the original sizes (1500x955) by the same number (I divided by 5) to get the new size.
This is the format - just add < > around it:
img src="http://1xasv74epa1u3k2w03zsts96.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/IMG_3405.png"height="191" width="300"
You don’t even have to do all that. Just include a W or H number
you want to use in the posting info and it will size it accordingly.