Like a Necktie For Your Butt

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-9-17 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

In case you live in a cave and are unaware: butts are the new boobs. Every young woman wants big ones in the 21st century. Some want them bad enough to have augmentations.

There’s just no explaining some people’s taste and delusions.

On an objective basis (i.e. da Vinci’s golden ratio) disproportionately large butts are not attractive.

But(t) like so many issues, many of them far more important that the size of boobs and butts, pop culture has dictated what people accept as objective reality. Hence young women have been brainwashed into believing they need to haul around a big booty in order to be desirable and sexy. As described (rather grotesquely) in The Fake Butt Phenomenon some women would go to any extreme to add a caboose to their rear end. 

Apparently the cult of the big butt migrated north from South America some years ago and for some reason gets a waiver from the otherwise politically correct warriors opposed to all other forms of cultural appropriation, including Taco Night. Having been totally embraced by Hollywood and other so-called celebrities –

Booty butts of Kardashian, Beyoncé and Lopez 

the totally fake, big butted booteratti have become entrenched as the 21st century’s ideal of beauty. Otherwise how else do you explain this list? Top 30 World’s Most Beautiful Women? (h/t Blonde Gator) – which includes Michelle Obama at #21,

and Hillary Clinton at #6 (I will spare you). “Journalists” don’t even care about credibility anymore.

But(t) for politics, political correctness and nepotism the list would have been the Top 5 World’s Most Beautiful Women, butt that’s another story, for another day.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

[45semi]

Bingo...seems a large section of society believes the lowest common denominator is the goal...

[jeffc]

NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!

[Tax-chick]

Anyone who’s interested in my tuchus needs to get a life.

[lbtbell]

Size 4 or less? Are you into anorexics? I just bought my mother size 6 underwear, and she’s a tiny, frail old lady of only 85 pounds. Two sizes smaller than that, and you’re venturing into Pedobear territory.

I don’t like huge butts, either, but let’s please strike a happy medium of a healthy woman with an average-sized booty.

[lbtbell]

Because, at that time, the “fashion” industry was pushing the severely anorexic look, which neither men nor women liked. The song and its popularity was an equal and opposite reaction to gay men telling women what their bodies should look like. The insult aimed at Jane Fonda was icing on the cake.

And it was a pretty good song, too.

[Pollard]

I blame it on the advent of MTV which is also when the whole love affair with all thangs ghetto started.

[lafroste]

My ex was 5’7”, 125 lbs, and rattled around in a size 2. You’re wrong. Deal with it.

[Raymann]

Sorry guys...but I love em! But only the natural ones. I’ve have to say the reason is that until recently ‘Beautiful’ has been defined by homosexuals who prefer their women to look like prepubescent boys. Now society to revolting against that. Maybe too much, there is no reason for butt implants though.