Posted on 04/09/2017 8:14:41 AM PDT by NOBO2012
In case you live in a cave and are unaware: butts are the new boobs. Every young woman wants big ones in the 21st century. Some want them bad enough to have augmentations.
There’s just no explaining some people’s taste and delusions.
On an objective basis (i.e. da Vinci’s golden ratio) disproportionately large butts are not attractive.
But(t) like so many issues, many of them far more important that the size of boobs and butts, pop culture has dictated what people accept as objective reality. Hence young women have been brainwashed into believing they need to haul around a big booty in order to be desirable and sexy. As described (rather grotesquely) in The Fake Butt Phenomenon some women would go to any extreme to add a caboose to their rear end.
Apparently the cult of the big butt migrated north from South America some years ago and for some reason gets a waiver from the otherwise politically correct warriors opposed to all other forms of cultural appropriation, including Taco Night. Having been totally embraced by Hollywood and other so-called celebrities –
Booty butts of Kardashian, Beyoncé and Lopez
the totally fake, big butted booteratti have become entrenched as the 21st century’s ideal of beauty. Otherwise how else do you explain this list? Top 30 World’s Most Beautiful Women? (h/t Blonde Gator) – which includes Michelle Obama at #21,
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and Hillary Clinton at #6 (I will spare you). “Journalists” don’t even care about credibility anymore.
But(t) for politics, political correctness and nepotism the list would have been the Top 5 World’s Most Beautiful Women, butt that’s another story, for another day.
Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror
I saw my fill of spandex toreador pants stretched over huge butts, and cork filled high heels. Cuban men like that and the women aim to please them.
Some of those butts are so big that the owner should be equipped with a mandatory back up beeper.
Everything old is new again. :-)
Even Joe Tex has had quite enough of this nonsense.
Although, for my taste, I’ve always thought panniers, especially the really, really wide ones, were goofier. :-)
no kiddin.
#6 kills me.
WIFE: I lost 20 pounds
HUSBAND... Look over your shoulder and you will find it....
Make that EX HUSBAND
Nice shapely ‘apple’ bottom butt for me.
Put a tray on that and you’ve got a table.
That’s because she is not pi$$ed off.
You can’t make fat pretty no matter where you put it.
Yeah, me, too. Had to be some sarcasm in there.
The Courbet Venus, typical of all Neolithic fertility goddesses.
Our minds advanced theirs didn’t.
I read somewhere that all societal standards of beauty tend to be characterized by high cost and difficulty of achievement.
Surgery is expensive...?
Yes, it is, also dangerous and not covered by insurance. However, having tile caulk injected (?) into one's behind is cheaper, though likely to result in serious injury or death.
Our dying society keeps devolving to the standards, tastes and morals of its underclass. Bastardy, hip-hop and animal sexuality define our culture as American turns itself into a ghetto. It is a race for the bottom, and the end will not be pretty.
I always thought Jennifer Lopez had a natural big butt and felt sorry for her that otherwise her figure was great...She’s had it a long time - certainly before it became the “thing” to do by those other “things.”
Indeed.
There’s an upside to this.
My butt looks smaller, in comparison.
I’m good with that.
;D
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