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Celeb Calls for Military Coupe to Avert Trump Presidency [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Jan 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/14/2017 1:09:33 PM PST by John Semmens

Comedian/actor Rosie O'Donnell urged President Obama to order military rule "to prevent the inevitable tyranny Donald Trump will impose on America." O'Donnell's panic takes her long-running public feud with Trump over the edge into total madness.

"A person who has shown no respect for me or the other members of the entertainment world has no business being the president of our country," she argued. "Sane Americans revere us for all we do to entertain and educate them. That Donald Trump doesn't is a slap-in-the-face to all the fans who pay to see us perform. He has insulted us all and, as Meryl pointed out at the Golden Globes, endangered an industry vital to our nation's survival. It is the duty of President Obama to take the extralegal steps needed to save us all before it is too late."

"Martial law is necessary because even if Trump were jailed or killed there would still be millions of his insane supporters running loose, many of them armed and dangerous," O'Donnell explained. "They all need to be rounded up and separated from the general population. Maybe put into work camps where they will be re-educated and can finally be forced to contribute something positive to society."

In related news, fellow celeb Madonna, whose insincere offer of "blow jobs for guys that vote for Hillary" may have negatively affected the electorate's willingness to back her preferred candidate, told of her "narrow escape" from an election evening pledge to devote her life to God if Hillary won. "Sure, having Trump as president is a bummer, but, in hindsight, it will be a lot easier to swallow than if I would have had to keep that pledge," she admitted. "I suppose I could have welshed on the deal without any of my fans being offended."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=243807.0


TOPICS: Government; Military/Veterans; Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: celebrities; satire; trump; tyranny

1 posted on 01/14/2017 1:09:33 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The best satirist couldn’t make some of this up...


2 posted on 01/14/2017 1:13:11 PM PST by sam_whiskey (Peace through Strength)
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To: John Semmens
Celeb Calls for Military Coupe to Avert Trump Presidency [semi-satire]

Rosie Odonnal a celeb? Not hardly. Fat, ugly, queer, stupid, has been?...right.

3 posted on 01/14/2017 1:17:56 PM PST by GoldenPup
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To: John Semmens

4 posted on 01/14/2017 1:19:14 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: John Semmens

A military coupe, not to be confused with a military sedan.


5 posted on 01/14/2017 1:24:47 PM PST by SpaceBar
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To: GoldenPup

“Celeb Calls for Military Coupe to Avert Trump Presidency [semi-satire]”

The problem for Rosie and most leftists for that matter, is they don’t understand that the military is overwhelmingly conservative, especially in the elite combat units. Consequently, it’s problematic whether these units would take up arms against Trump or pro Trump supporters. Actually, it would be interesting to see what would happen if Obama should declare martial law and declare that the Trump was null and void due to an illegal election. Might be fun....


6 posted on 01/14/2017 1:35:58 PM PST by snoringbear (E.oGovernment is the Pimp,)
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To: John Semmens

A coupe? Not a sedan? Not a convertible?


7 posted on 01/14/2017 2:37:25 PM PST by IronJack
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To: snoringbear

Martial law is necessary because even if Trump were jailed or killed

While this is right on the line of legality with respect to threatening a President Elect, the rant is just insane, completely insane. And she wants to send us to a camp? She may end up being committed no joke.


8 posted on 01/14/2017 2:55:24 PM PST by gibsonguy (W)
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To: John Semmens

Does Rosie actually believe the US military who swear to protect the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic would overthrow a legitimately elected President to install Hillary Clinton? Rosie is beyond delusional.


9 posted on 01/14/2017 4:30:34 PM PST by The Great RJ ("Socialists are happy until they run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher)
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To: The Great RJ

No. She called for Obama to declare Martial Law. It would be the blue hats, jihadis, cartels, La Raza, ChiComs working in Chinese front organizations that Obama would activate.


10 posted on 01/14/2017 4:40:14 PM PST by greeneyes
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>>> “Sane Americans revere us for all we do to entertain and educate them.

OMG. She actually said that rubbish?


11 posted on 01/14/2017 4:46:02 PM PST by XEHRpa
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To: XEHRpa

Well, maybe that was the satire part.


12 posted on 01/14/2017 4:47:42 PM PST by XEHRpa
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To: John Semmens
Not just any old military coupe will do. This calls for a military Coupe De Ville.


13 posted on 01/14/2017 4:59:35 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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Celeb Calls for Military Coupe

Ask and you shall receive


14 posted on 01/15/2017 5:22:55 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (I never ever set out to make anyone feel safe. - S E Hinton)
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