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The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-13-2016 | MOTUS

Posted on 12/13/2016 6:12:31 AM PST by NOBO2012

First the Russians meddled in our election and froze Hillary out of her rightful spot on the top of the Hill.

mt. everest

The fact that she wasn’t in any physical condition to mount the summit seems irrelevant to her supporters. I mean, really, she couldn’t even mount a set of stairs without the help of a few Sherpa's.

Hillary-Clinton-Helped-Up-StepsSometimes even the pack animals need a little help

Now I hear that Russia’s hacked into the Global Warming computers. They are shifting world-wide weather patterns by sending their Siberian Express to the United States to freeze us all out:

siberian express rokerRun for the Hilz! The Russians are coming!

Temperatures this weekend are expected to drop a good 10 to 30 degrees below normal in many locations. That means more record lows are expected to be broken as this Siberian airmass moves South through the United States.KFOX 14

Apparently the Russians don’t believe in Global Warming either. No wonder they wanted Donald Trump to win. Remember when Obama was president – oh wait a minute, he still is! Butt I mean when he was really president like in the winter of 2013-14:

polar vortex_1481243485668_2420622_ver1.0

Back then cold weather was caused by the Polar Vortex; a term I find a little bit triggering, “polar” being so white and all.

polar bear chuchill cars unlockedWho you callin’ “whitey” boy?

I hope the Russians pull their Siberian weather hack in time for the inauguration on January 20, 2017. If not I’m sure a little cold and snow won’t bother The Donald. He will be just fine at the top of that shining city on the hill.

mount_everest_topgoldMt. Everest at sunrise: it’s glorious to be on top again.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: donaldtrump; globalwarming; hillaryclinton; russia

1 posted on 12/13/2016 6:12:31 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Where is Michelle Obama’s Mirror going after January 20?
Kalorama? California? Or Kailua?
Will Melania Trump’s Mirror keep up the informative inside chatter?

2 posted on 12/13/2016 6:17:37 AM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: NOBO2012

Palin must have let down her guard.

3 posted on 12/13/2016 6:25:33 AM PST by Hattie
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To: silverleaf
Melania Trump's Mirror will be a damn sight easier on our eyes.

4 posted on 12/13/2016 6:25:46 AM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Rummyfan

I won’t miss Michelle / Michael either.

The new first lady is a very welcome change.

5 posted on 12/13/2016 6:57:37 AM PST by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: NOBO2012

“Emergency! Everybody to get off street!”

6 posted on 12/13/2016 7:24:46 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: elcid1970

I thought it was;
“Emergency! Emergency! Everyone to get from street!”

7 posted on 12/13/2016 8:51:25 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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