DUmmie FUnnies 12-05-16 (DUmmie Despair as Greens Drop PA Recount)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 5, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix

[ExpatCanuck]

If we raise more than what's needed, the surplus will also go toward election integrity efforts and to promote voting system reform."

For which the head office must be conveniently located in my new beach house, where every waking moment will be spent sipping cocktails on a deck overlooking the ocean trying to figure out new ways towards election integrity, or hosting cocktail parties where we will be discussing voting system reform.

[eaglestar]

[cgbg]

How about HUD offices with pictures of Ben Carson!

[PJ-Comix]

Man, I think I’m going to run national public office and deliberately lose!

I lot of liberals were angry at John F. Kerry after his '04 loss when it was found that he still had $20 million of unspent campaign funds.

[Two Kids' Dad]

Nice Better Off Dead reference.

[ConservaTeen]

Where can I get on the DUFunnies ping list? I miss them...

[Dstorm]

The Dummies cite it like it’s the holy grail

[CAluvdubya]

Wait, it say a million dollar "bond". The out of pocket cost to Jill is cents on the dollar

[Um...You seem to be confusing "bond" with the futures market.]

I think they are confusing it with bailbondsman. They likely have more experience with jail.

[Drew68]

The Dummies cite it like it’s the holy grail

All I know is I want to get in on some of this recount grift. Bill Palmer, Greg Palast, everyone's got a website with a PayPal link promising to uncover the truth. And now some lawyer in Florida raised a quick $65k for a recount in the Sunshine State that's never going to happen!

They all saw how fast Jill Stein raised millions and said, "That's where the action is!"

[Not A Snowbird]

For the past eight years I’ve had to deal with walking past Obama’s portrait. Looking forward to visiting the Reagan building and seeing portraits of President Trump!

[hsalaw]

and safety pins. They can really help with the loss

I was confused by the safety pins after the election, but figured they were to hold the blubbering babies' diapers on. Are they still crying in the streets or has the cold weather driven them back to their mommies' basements?

[Right_Wing_Madman]

Well, that blows

[Yes it does, Ben Burch.]

I guess she and the Green Party will just pocket the left over money now

[Chairman Mao lived in a nice house too.]

I'm gonna do a little digging as I was already curious where the money is actually going.

[Follow the money DUmmie. And prepare for more disappointment!]

If there are funds remaining after the recount, funds will be returned to those who donated.

[HAHAHAHAHA!]

Will her recount contributors be getting a refund?

[Life as a DUmmie is not FUn.]