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DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-16 ("Hillary, for GODS SAKE CHALLENGE THE ELECTION RESULTS!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/23/2016 12:32:00 PM PST by PJ-Comix

DUmmieland is up and running again after being offline for a couple of weeks. The official excuse is that the site was hacked but the real reason is that Skinner, newly deprived of his Clinton Cash, used the hack as a lame excuse to collect Star Member fees until the hack was supposedly fixed. Poor guy. Election night had to hit him like a ton of wet cement. Skinner and his fellow DUmmies went into Election Night absolutely certain of a Hillary victory only to have it all taken away from them. For Skinner it means no more behind the scenes Clinton Cash scams. Unfortunately for him, the unhypnotized DUmmies not buying into his Clinton Cult split and they won't be coming back. Also not coming back are the Soro-paid Hillary trolls they kept his site going after the Bernie walkout last June.

The good news is that in defeat, the DUmmies are now providing EXCELLENT comedic entertainment again starting with the hilariously desperate Hillary, for GODS SAKE CHALLENGE THE ELECTION RESULTS! Yeah, the DUmmies now thing they could be only 24 business hours away from overturning the election results IF ONLY Hillary would help. Sorry, DUmmie, but help is NOT on the way. Therefore expect another huge DUmmie meltdown on December 19 when the electoral college cast their votes to enter the Trumpocalypse. I'm expecting great things from the DUmmies at that time. Meanwhile, let us now watch the DUmmies agonize in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets].

Hillary, for GODS SAKE CHALLENGE THE ELECTION RESULTS!

[Only the Pantsuits can save us now!!!]

We never gave up on you; please do not give up on us! This election smells fishy to everyone! Wisconson, Michigan, and Pennsylvania are showing some serious signs of election tampering! Two of those states had senate seats that were guaranteed to go to Democrats!

[Yes! Those always reliable exit polls showed it was guaranteed!]

Those f***ers are stealing this election, do not let them do it! For America's sake, even DU was hacked! Fight, fight!

[More like DU was hucked by huckster Skinner scamming for money to replace his lost Clinton Cash. And now to the rest of the DUmmies...]

Did you send this to her? If you have her email address I would love to have it. I want to send her a similar letter.

[Maybe you could have it delivered to her via bike messenger in Chappaqua?]

Can the Justice Department call for a recount if they suspect improprieties?

[A reminder: Justice Department soon to be headed by Jeff Sessions. How's that for change?]

President Obama, Hillary, Sanders, Biden etc have...privately looked at this, in my opinion. What they need would be some solid evidence, local lawmakers to follow suit, and media attention. Republicans are very much in charge, so the battle would be uphill and they would delay anything until after Trump is sworn-in. Still, this is worth investigating. The hacking of DU, where people would be following issues of tampering, is suspicious.

["Trump is sworn-in." That will be another great day to watch the DUmmieland meltdown...AFTER I attend the Coral Springs Wings Plus Trump Inauguration Party.]

We already have proof of election rigging in Wisconsin with the federal courts decision that republican gerrymandering here is unconstitutional. Specially saying it, the gerrymandering, is designed to ensure one political party's dominance over another. That IS rigging in its most obtuse form. So, yeah, lets go. We need to get not only our heads out of the sand, we need to get our asses in gear.

[A DUmmie too stupid to know that statewide presidential election results have absolutely NOTHING to do with gerrymandering.]

I have defended Democrats strongly. Those in the Senate now will be put to the test. They must filibuster every single thing and do all they can to block and obstruct the Republicans. It is time to quit being gentlemanly. Surely they know that from the last 6 years.

[Should they also hold their breaths while jumping up and down?]

Weimar Democrats may doom the world to another enormous body count.

[I think a certain Weiner Democrat already doomed you.]

It is not just a election,between climate change and nukes at that madmans fingers the fate of the planet literally is in question.

[Skinner's bank account has already been targeted.]

(weeping)

[(laughing)]

Unfortunately, Hillary is not going to challenge the election results. Heck, most Democratic Politicians seems to think it is business as usual with Trump and don't seem to understand that the next fascist/nazi has been elected. And they have a horrible history of caving to the Republicans.

[Kneel before Zod!!!]

Do we deserve the destruction of a Mango Mussolini 4 years? Do we really?

[Mango Mussolini. LOL! I gotta remember that one.]

I had really hoped this place would be a little more introspective and realistic about what went wrong once it was back up, but it's pretty clear we are back to "Hillary cannot fail, she can only be failed."

[You are completely unrealistic if you ever thought the DUmmies could ever be realistic.]

Support, foster, encourage, and nominate candidates who are so inspiring that it couldn't even be close enough to steal.

[Nominating a corrupt candidate under FBI investigation wasn't exactly a great idea]

When there is real evidence, then we can do something.

[Until then you must kneel before the Mango Mussolini.]

They stole it and all we need is to expose it.

[Hey! Real simple.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; election2016
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Ah! Turkey tomorrow will be tasting sooooo good, thanx to the election of the "Mango Mussolini."
1 posted on 11/23/2016 12:32:00 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!!!


2 posted on 11/23/2016 12:34:08 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Glenn Beck is one Blood Bucket shy of the Funny Farm)
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To: PJ-Comix

“If you have her email address...”

Unintentionally funny.


3 posted on 11/23/2016 12:38:08 PM PST by lacrew
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To: PJ-Comix
Specially saying it, the gerrymandering, is designed to ensure one political party's dominance over another.

Probably not surprising then that it was invented by a Democrat...

4 posted on 11/23/2016 12:38:56 PM PST by MAexile (Bats left, votes rights)
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To: PJ-Comix

If Trump doesn’t wihave his new AG follow up Clintoon’s emails, she will not be challenging the election.

Rudy probably did the negotiating.


5 posted on 11/23/2016 12:39:31 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Hey, whining losers,Trump will just go ahead & make things better for us without you!!!!")
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To: PJ-Comix

HAHAHAHA! She can’t! They will discover all the Demonrat voting fraud!


6 posted on 11/23/2016 12:47:19 PM PST by Bookwoman (No more Clintons or RINOs"...and I am unanimous in this...")
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To: PJ-Comix

These people are DUMBER than dirt... look, I welcome anytime a SERIOUS HONEST INVESTIGATION into vote fraud in PA>.. ANYWHERE< ANYTIME... I guarantee in a national election, you would find at least 6 figures worth of fraudulent votes for the Democrat... minimal in any presidential election here....

The idea Hillary lost PA over vote fraud is laughable.. Fraud is the only reason she lost it only by 66k instead of 166k or more.

Look at the numbers and the trends... 04,08 and 12 R got 2.7M votes... D got 3.0, 3.3 and 3.0 Trump had more enthusiasm and support than any R in decades.. he easily was going to blow that 2.7 out of the water... conversely Hillary had no enthusiasm or innate support she would never hit Obama’s or Kerry’s numbers... which she would need to do, or come close to to win.

End of the day Trump got 2.91M and Hillary got 2.85M... If you think Trumps 2.91M were due to fraud you are an absolute fool... Hillary even at 2.85 probably had 6 figures or more worht of vote fraud to get to that number.

Hillary had no shot in PA, and it was OBVIOUS from the get go!

IF there was a 7% discrepency between paper ballot and electronic ballot, it was most likely due to Hillary supporters stuffing the ballot boxes in paper ballot areas, like they did through the democratic primaries.

I welcome, in fact I would absolutely LOVE a true honest and open investigation into voter fraud in PA, because I know they would easily, find 100k on the minimum of fraud for the Democrat... and likely much more than that.


7 posted on 11/23/2016 12:48:31 PM PST by HamiltonJay
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Sure.

Let’s look into election fraud and tampering.

ALL over the country.

ESPECIALLY in California for example.

I DARE you to make an issue of it.


8 posted on 11/23/2016 12:50:17 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Election night had to hit him like a ton of wet cement. Skinner and his fellow DUmmies went into Election Night absolutely certain of a Hillary victory only to have it all taken away from them. For Skinner it means no more behind... "[End of the excerpt.]

He, uhm, lost his butt? You absolutely cannot make this stuff up.
9 posted on 11/23/2016 12:55:17 PM PST by righttackle44 (Leave the bodies-take scalps.)
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To: PJ-Comix

10 posted on 11/23/2016 12:56:05 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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They must filibuster every single thing

I thought that gridlock was what we voted for...?

11 posted on 11/23/2016 12:56:10 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix
close enough to steal

But then the rust started to set in!

12 posted on 11/23/2016 12:57:37 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20!


13 posted on 11/23/2016 12:58:10 PM PST by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: PJ-Comix

We never gave up on you; please do not give up on us! This election smells fishy to everyone! Wisconson, Michigan, and Pennsylvania are showing some serious signs of election tampering! Two of those states had senate seats that were guaranteed to go to Democrats! Those f***ers are stealing this election, do not let them do it! For America's sake, even DU was hacked! Fight, fight!

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14 posted on 11/23/2016 12:59:01 PM PST by COBOL2Java (1 Tim 2:1-3)
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To: PJ-Comix

There are many reasons why this would be foolish, especially after Trump’s soothing comments. For one, it would make Trump really mad and when Hillary loses the challenge, as she is bound to do, he will make sure she receives the max for her misdeeds.


15 posted on 11/23/2016 1:06:13 PM PST by apocalypto
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To: PJ-Comix

Someone asked for her email address!! Like... which one?


16 posted on 11/23/2016 1:10:36 PM PST by MayflowerMadam
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To: PJ-Comix

“We already have proof of election rigging in Wisconsin with the federal courts decision that republican gerrymandering here is unconstitutional. Specially saying it, the gerrymandering, is designed to ensure one political party’s dominance over another. That IS rigging in its most obtuse form. So, yeah, lets go. We need to get not only our heads out of the sand, we need to get our asses in gear.”

Heads and ass in same sentence. Anyone thinking what I’m thinking?


17 posted on 11/23/2016 1:10:59 PM PST by Mercat (Men never do evil so fully and cheerfully as when they do it out of conscience.” (Blaise Pascal))
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To: HamiltonJay

Wasn’t it in PA where O’Keefe went undercover a few years ago and the Dem head honcho was showing him in great detail how they cheat?


18 posted on 11/23/2016 1:12:09 PM PST by MayflowerMadam
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To: Blue Jays

DUmmie FUnnies are the absolute best.
Mango Mussolini? That is priceless! LOL.

19 posted on 11/23/2016 1:17:42 PM PST by Blue Jays ( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
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To: PJ-Comix
For America's sake, even DU was hacked!

They are delusional.

20 posted on 11/23/2016 1:18:25 PM PST by TwelveOfTwenty (Clinton's actions speak louder than Trump's words.)
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