Posted on 10/18/2016 8:57:44 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony
New World Order Oath of Office for the President of FUSA (Former USA)
I do slovenly swear (or affirm) that I will never grab pu$$y, or otherwise notice, touch, caress, or express feelings toward pu$$y, unless it is Humas Woo Hoo, and that I shall faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States-as in wipe it politically the fck out- and will to the best of my ability, pre-swerve, object to, and offend the Constitution of the United States.-New World Order Oath of Office for the President of FUSA (Former USA).
Wolf! Just listen to those marching drumbeats fade dramatically into the distance with the raucous banjos of the Philadelphia string band, and the swoon of the adoring crowds, and the victorious campaign theme music on the loudspeakers. And what a magnificent floral arrangement on the dais and podium where this magnificent swearing in will any moment take place, magnificently! Wolf, I feel faint!
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