Posted on 10/02/2016 11:12:48 AM PDT by John Semmens
A number of new applications for voter registrations recently submitted in Harrisonburg, Virginia were discovered to carry the names of persons recently deceased. The anomaly came to light when an employee in the registrars office noticed that one of the new registrations was for Richard Claybrook Sr., the late father of a well-known local judge. Ultimately, 19 of the applications submitted by Andrew Spieles, a member of the Young Democrats club at James Madison University, on behalf of the community activist group Harrisonburg VOTES were deemed suspicious.
Republicans are incensed. Virginia House Speaker William Howell (R-Stafford) asked how often do we hear our Democrat colleagues suggest that voter fraud doesnt exist or is a myth? Well, this is just one piece of evidence that continuing efforts to defraud the election process are real.
Del. Marcus Simon (D-Fairfax) pooh-poohed GOP concerns and called the recent flap small potatoes and the perpetrator inept. Registering ineligible voters doesnt mean illegal votes will be cast in their names. Votes would still have to be cast either in person by elderly impostors or through absentee ballots. There are additional steps that would have to be taken before the scheme would be successful. Besides, 20 bogus votes arent likely to sway an election. Republicans are getting all worked up over nothing.
In related news, it was discovered that Arcan Cetin, a resident alien from Turkey who shot five people to death at a mall in Burlington, Washington, illegally voted in three elections since 2014. A study done by professors from Old Dominion University and George Mason University estimated that about 6% of non-citizens illegally cast ballots in the 2008 election. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman told a Seattle TV station that the State is barred by the feds from verifying citizenship status. They claim that verification is a federal responsibility. Yet, the Obama Administration steadfastly refuses to share the data they have with the states. We are left with no choice except to take the applicants word for whether they are citizens.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://azconservative.org/2016/10/01/fbis-latest-email-disclosure-has-surprising-content/
Imagine if dead people could still vote for just a minute. I am sure those who founded the country up until around 1930 would tilt it decidedly Republican.
My grandfather was a Republican until the day he died; ever since then, he's been voting Democrat.
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