Posted on 09/24/2016 6:39:12 AM PDT by DrDude
Looking for creative ways for Hillary to skip the debate. Suggestions are encouraged.
Leaky ostomy bag.
If she does skip the debate, DJT should access his inner Eastwood and debate an empty chair.
Or suggest Kaine fill in for her since it is unlikely she would medically live out her presidency.
Bubonic Plague?
Leprosy??
Foot in Mouth Disease???
Announcement: “Regretfully, Hillary cannot appear because of a recurrence of pneumonia symptoms.”
Assuming Hillary does show, I think Trump should have a private ambulance standing by outside the venue, waiting to take Hillary and her immediate handlers to the nearest ER, just in case...
“I can’t be there....I seem to have lost a shoe.”
I think Hillary sees no upside for her in this debate, only downside. If that is the case, there’s a very good chance she may bail. It gets interestinger and interestinger.
However given that she is losing and needs this, I do not believe it will be canceled. She will be there, and so dosed up on drugs that you'll get buzzed standing in the same room if the smell of formaldehyde doesn't overwhelm you first.
She’ll be in Chappaqua baking cookies.
My thoughts exactly.
Some sort of terrorist episode involving guns or a minor explosion outside the building.
I doubt she will collapse. The enemy protects his own and would want her to look as good as possible so she stands as much chance of winning as possible.
Yours is the most likely scenario: She “powers through” and the CNNs love her.
But add to that: underneath Trump wins by enthusing and increasing the entire Republican and Independent base.
These are the most likely, given the past year of so many debates. But, goes without saying, many unknown unknowns are lurking.
Make your own voodoo doll — That’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to make it out of paper, so I can burn it when the debate is over!
“It’ll be a “step stool” bolted to the floor, with a vertical steel beam attached, and with Hitlery tied securely to it from behind to keep her upright no matter what affliction might assail her.”
The RAT’s did something similar for FDR to give the allusion that he was standing.
She'll twist her ankle that morning or some "dumb intern" will drop something on her foot so that she will need to sit during the debate.
Your post is right on.
I believe she’ll be drugged and ready, looking fully amped and spry, and once again the Clintons will have pulled off a rope-a-dope. The media will, as always, kneel in supplication to their master.
If she face-planted, I’d have zero sympathy and give zero f***s for her misfortune, but it ain’t gonna happen.
But Trump is wily enough to come out alright in spite of the evil Clinton’s games.
I really had double pneumonia and the meds only cured half of it.
Bitten by a zombie.
There’s an important fundraiser she simply cannot miss.
Best put that dog down; it just acquired an instant case of sever CLINTON ZOMBIE RABIES.
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