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Don’t Worry, We’ve Got a Plan
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-23-2016 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/23/2016 5:16:44 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Okay, it’s official: no public appearances (including fund raisers!) until debate night.

CHAPPAQUA, N.Y., Sept. 22 (UPI) -- Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton has cleared her public campaign schedule as of Thursday to focus on preparing for Monday's presidential debate, while her opponent Donald Trump will continue campaigning in swing states through Saturday, according to their campaign schedules.UPI

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Since Hilz, the smartest woman in the world, is already eminently qualified to be president -

hillary's accomplishments - Copy

she doesn’t need to waste time reviewing issues. Instead, her prep will include the following:

Effective techniques for stifling a yawn, lest someone claim she’s too tired to be president:

yawn5 - Copy

Effective techniques for stifling a cough, lest someone claim she’s too ill to be president:

Wolfy-Grandma-smGrandma, what a big cough you have!

How to fall over gracefully in the event of a sudden neurological incident:

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And especially, how to smile without looking like a crazed maniac:

bo hillary maniacal laugh

I think we’re good with the first 3 butt we’re still working on that last one:

scary hillary

It looks like we have a little more work to do:

via Larwyn’s Linx

Butt don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of time to nail this; and we’ve got a plan…

laugh and sleep irish - Copy

I would recommend a very, very long sleep.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: benghazi; braindamage; eyes; hillaryclinton

1 posted on 09/23/2016 5:16:44 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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2 posted on 09/23/2016 5:27:06 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: NOBO2012
Hang on...Hillary's in Chappaqua? I just read that BillyBob’s in Bangkok.
3 posted on 09/23/2016 5:27:55 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Proud Member Of The "Basket Of Deplorables")
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Yup,I'm ready for the debates...

4 posted on 09/23/2016 5:30:16 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Proud Member Of The "Basket Of Deplorables")
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You’ll be amazed at what the make-up gurus will do for her - they’ll take 20-30 years off her appearance.
But they cannot restore her health (strong stimulants, maybe?) or change the fact that she is an evil person.


5 posted on 09/23/2016 5:45:56 AM PDT by Little Ray (Freedom Before Security!)
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To: NOBO2012

She needs a couple days for another little Ophthalmalogical Surgery to tighten up that left lateral Rectus muscle so she doesn’t look cross eyed in the close ups. Or maybe she just insists there be no close ups.


6 posted on 09/23/2016 5:53:53 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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[...tighten up that left lateral Rectus muscle...]

A drop of Gorilla Glue in both sides of that eye should do the trick.


7 posted on 09/23/2016 6:03:53 AM PDT by RetSignman (Obama is the walking, talking middle finger in the face of America)
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To: NOBO2012
Hillary prepares before each outing.

8 posted on 09/23/2016 6:16:15 AM PDT by libertarian27 (FR Cookbooks - On Profile Page)
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