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Boudreaux Investigates Cock Fighting Ring
unknown | August 22, 2016 | unknown

Posted on 08/22/2016 1:30:19 PM PDT by Dalberg-Acton

The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cock fighting being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate. Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning.

"Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began.

"Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked.

Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Demcratic Natnal Char from N'awlins".

Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?"

"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. And I knowed immediately dat dem Aggies was involved when a Duck was entered in the fight."

The Commander nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when sumbody bet on de duck!"

"Ah, I see, I see ... " sighed the sergeant, "And how did you figure the DNC was involved?"

"De duck won!"


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: joke

1 posted on 08/22/2016 1:30:20 PM PDT by Dalberg-Acton
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To: Dalberg-Acton

Give that man a beignet


2 posted on 08/22/2016 1:32:39 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: Dalberg-Acton

Now dat’s funny fo sho.


3 posted on 08/22/2016 1:50:11 PM PDT by papageo
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To: Dalberg-Acton

Dat be Woodrow Beaudreux from Thibodeux Loosiana?


4 posted on 08/22/2016 2:27:09 PM PDT by buckalfa (In your heart you know he's right.)
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To: Dalberg-Acton
Cock fighting?

OH MY!

5 posted on 08/22/2016 2:36:29 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: Dalberg-Acton

LOL


6 posted on 08/22/2016 3:15:09 PM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: Alas Babylon!

Can’t top that.

Was thinking the title ripe for jokes...


7 posted on 08/22/2016 4:12:34 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: Dalberg-Acton

8 posted on 08/22/2016 6:22:59 PM PDT by Jaxter (Si vis pacem para bellum.)
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