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Imagine a Shark…and a Whale
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-7-2016 | MOTUS

Posted on 08/07/2016 5:43:52 AM PDT by NOBO2012

This was concerning, considering Martha’s Vineyard is just south of Cape Cod:

3 Beaches Closed on Cape Cod After 6 Great White Sharks Spotted Feeding on Whale Carcass

Three beaches on Cape Cod were closed to swimming Friday after as many as six great white sharks were spotted feeding on a whale carcass.

The good news: Kim Kardashian is no longer pregnant.

kimmy and the whale

And Orca Oprah has been spotted, safe on shore.

oprah in her orca suit

The bad news: Lady M  hasn’t even had time to squeeze into her bathing suit yet, let alone hit the beach. I’ll spare you the image; people have died for less. Butt imagine this, only shorter – with a black stripe down each side:

michelle-obama-white-zac-posen-dress-black-girls-rock-2015-h724

Now get out there and enjoy your shark-free Sunday,

This post is guaranteed to be 100% shark-free.16214-illustration-of-a-shark-pv

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: kardashian; marthasvineyard; obama; oprah

1 posted on 08/07/2016 5:43:52 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Holy Belugas Batman!!


2 posted on 08/07/2016 6:58:35 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: NOBO2012

Orcas are only half white and half black. Those pictures of the women(?) wearing those dresses next to the Orca breaching the water remaining me of another half white and half black land shark that is currently on Martha’s Vineyard.


3 posted on 08/07/2016 7:19:54 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (We need the Second Amendment now more than ever.)
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To: NOBO2012

Those dresses are camouflage for fat chicks.


4 posted on 08/07/2016 7:29:05 AM PDT by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: NOBO2012

Hate to be a stickler here but the fact is killer whales aren’t whales. They’re dolphins, the largest of their kind. But I like the visuals. All of these chicks are the epitome of a beached and bloated whale.


5 posted on 08/07/2016 8:16:04 AM PDT by jmacusa ("Dats all I can stands 'cuz I can't stands no more!''-- Popeye The Sailorman.)
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