Needed whitener.
Allowing the release of human hormones into the water supply: what could go wrong!
Meanwhile, a pond away, fisherman has chat with his latest catch. Film at 11!
“Testicle eating piranha-like fish with ‘human’ teeth may be heading for Britain’s rivers”
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/testicle-eating-piranha-like-fish-7392356
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“The Pacu, also dubbed ‘The Nut Cracker’ and ‘The Ball-Cutter’, boasts a set of human-like teeth which can easily rip off a man’s private parts”
More DNA tinkering creating Chimeras?
Millenia ago, a desperate monkey got it on w/a fish and out popped Steve Buscemi.
If they find one with dentures, I'll really be impressed.
This happens every year around the country and these stories follow. Reality: Someone has a piranha or a fish from the piranha family in their aquarium, it gets too large or they just need to get rid of it and they drop it in the local lake. Some unsuspecting fisherman catches it and story follows.
Looks like a Sheepshead - really bony but good flaky white meat. Catch them all the time down on the Gulf Coast.
It being California, he'll probably be charged with possession of an illegal fish.
