Posted on 06/01/2016 9:22:39 AM PDT by kathsua
recent Charlotte Observer editorial repeats common ignorance about efforts to protect the sexual privacy of women. Yes, the thought of male genitalia in girls locker rooms and vice versa might be distressing to some"...... A woman has as much a right to be distressed if a male stranger exposes his genitals to her as a black man would if a white man showed him a hangmans noose
(Excerpt) Read more at my.telegraph.co.uk ...
Would that even have an effect? The capsaicin affects mucous membranes.
The science is settled.
A penis in a dress is not dangerous. /s
only a white man with a noose?
The first black slave owner in the Americas was a black man...
Blacks weren’t the only ones that ever got lynched either.
Just the law of averages.
Probably the 1st black slave seller too:-)
.. A woman has as much a right to be distressed if a male stranger exposes his genitals to her as a black man would if a white man showed him a hangmans noose
I can tell you with EXACT certainty that it DOES have an effect, and it feels like you lowered your naughty bits into a pot of boiling water.
It is a funny story (even to me) but it wasn’t fun at the time.
I was with a group of about ten friends in a skiing resort area where there are roads and road of chalets that can be rented. We were up there for a week around New Years Eve, and one night we just went out for a walk. We all were carrying drinks and such, just chatting and laughing.
A dog ran out from a house barking at us, but it was pretty clear to me that he was just doing his job of letting us know he was there, and that was his yard, but he wasn’t coming out to bite. If you hang around dogs, you can tell the difference.
My buddy pulled out a pepper spray, and before he could spray the dog, I grabbed the thing out of his hand and said “Give me that! Don’t spray that dog, it isn’t going to hurt you!”
I put the thing in my pocket, and we walked on, him lamely explaining his near-pepper spraying of the dog, me good naturedly poking at him and ribbing him. I told him I would give his spray back to him when we got back to the chalet.
As I stopped and crouched to tie my shoe, I heard this er...hissing sound. As I am idly wondering what it is, I realize there is something wet in my trousers.
As I bent, the cap came off the pepper spray, and as it pressed into my bending leg, it discharged into my...er...privates.
I stood up, still not realizing what had happened, then light dawned on Marblehead.
I was on fire...down there!
With not even an instant of hesitation in front of ten of my friends, I pulled my waistband out and emptied my bottle of beer directly into my pants in a desperate attempt to extinguish the flame.
Nope.
I ran back to the house, and spend the next fifteen minutes in the shower on my knees, my beans and franks directly under the spigot. My date for the night wouldn’t have anything to do with me for fear of permanent injury...:( (To her or me, I could never figure out)
NOTE: Pouring water on pepper spray is equivalent to pouring water on a gasoline fire. I suggest PPK or C02.
We all laugh about it today (including me)
wow! that’s the worst cringe story I’ve heard i a long time!
For future reference...not that anyone would have any handy at a time like that...dairy fats of any kind will quench the fire. Milk is usually the handiest form. Whole milk.
LOL, you must not have seen the thread the other day about some guy in Thailand squatting over one of those squat toilets, and a snake came out of it and bit him...there!
FAR more cringe-worthy!
I can laugh about my incident now, I can only imagine how hilarious it must have been to my comrades (some female) to see me empty that bottle of beer right down my pants with no preamble, warning, discussion, or hesitation!
I’ll remember the milk, but...who has a cow ready when needed????
I don’t know, but an old boy friend once told he got a “thrill” one time when he went to the bathroom after slicing some jalapenos. He said after that he always washed his hands after slicing anything hot.
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