Posted on 05/23/2016 8:07:52 AM PDT by grundle
The government is angry because he has enough toilet paper.
This isn’t about economics.
This is about control.
Another lesson in Human Behavior 101.
A glimpse of what a Bernie Presidency would look like.
Overproduction of things is a BIG problem for socialists....
They certainly have solved THAT problem in Venezuela...
bammy forces people to p!ss and sh!t with the opposite sex. Maduro takes away the toilet paper. Both have their head up their a$$.
Blog Pimp fancies himself a world beating headline writer.
The socialist forces you to share a bathroom with a transvestite and then the communist takes the toilet paper away!
Leading to jokes such as:
A Soviet man is waiting in line to purchase vodka from a liquor store, but due to restrictions imposed by Gorbachev, the line is very long. The man loses his composure and screams, "I can't take this waiting in line anymore, I HATE Gorbachev, I am going to the Kremlin right now, and I am going to kill him!"
After 40 minutes the man returns and elbows his way back to his place in line. The crowd begin to ask if he has succeeded in killing Gorbachev. "No, I got to the Kremlin all right, but the line to kill Gorbachev was even longer than here!".
Another Soviet joke.
A Russian is arrested for running through the streets of Moscow shouting, “Gorbachev is a fool! Gorbachev is a fool!”.
He is sentenced to 25 years in prison. 5 years for insulting the countries leader and 20 years for revealing a state secret.
LOL - good one!
You should go to You-Tube and search "Ronald Reagan tells Soviet jokes" for even more good ones.
I will - thanks!
Welcome to Sandersland. The one thing that should be noted is that Sanders, or in this case Maduro, will have to endure no shortages whatever. Good to be the socialist king.
Ha ha! I suppose so!
Feel the Bern. Must be the rough, cheap, Venezuelan toilet paper. ;-)
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