The UK can’t afford any Navy since it has all those deserving muslims to feed, mosque construction, foot baths, plus all those korans to print not to mention the financial burden of halal food everywhere.
Then there is the huge cost of enforcing the hate speech regulations against various primitive Anglos, Celts, Welsh, and Irish. The cost of putting down those groups will likely resemble the costs to put down the IRA - so they will need every shilling for these more worthy programs than some stinking navy.
All this over chewing gum?
So, naturally, you support him, right?