Posted on 02/14/2016 1:12:30 PM PST by Eric Pode of Croydon
If I had a time machine, one of the first things I think I'd do would be to pop back to Free Republic, circa 2006, and post something like this:
Hi, everybody, this is Eric Pode, FR timetraveler from the year 2016, talkin' at ya!
Just wanted to let ya know that ten years hence, thousands of Freepers are gonna support a Presidential candidate who: thinks President Bush lied about WMD to get us into war, thinks 9-11 was President Bush's fault since it "happened on his watch", and thinks President Bush should be impeached!!
I wonder what the reaction would be.
Would I get the zot straightaway as a Dem plant or DailyKos troll?
Or would everyone just back away smiling, as befits a harmless lunatic?
Is that what those green hairy things were called?
I would search out the mongrel who killed my soulmate in 2014 and try to change his destiny, and my present.
You are exactly right.
Trump is the second coming of Cindy Sheehan.
His arguments mirror the DNC debaters of sanders and Clinton.
Conservative speech is unwelcome by trump.
Those are the Morlocks.
We are the Eloi.
I guess I shoulda actually said “MorlockLivesMatter
Give it up, Eric. You can’t get through to these people. They wish to destroy our country to satisfy their childish anger.
Not me, brother. I’m part Eloi/part Morlock.
Guess that makes me a Morloi. Or an Eloick. Or something....
I’d send a letter to Thomas Jefferson asking him to put a definition of natural born citizen in the constitution and to ensure a federal and state process to confirm eligibility prior to getting on the ballot.
Here is a better time machine tale.
Let’s go back to 2002 and tell everyone to not invade Iraq because it leads to a massive mess in 2016?
Think we can do that? Maybe save some American lives? Lots of families would like those people back.
Nah! Cruz nutcases rather go back to bitch and moan that people in 2016 wont shut up and keep supporting a conflict in it’s 15th year....and counting.
I would go back many more years and provide a condom to Hillary’s dad.
If I had a time machine, I would travel back to 1970 and would not have prevented Hillary Rodham Clinton from stepping in front of a Connecticut Company bus on Elm Street near High Street in New Haven, Connecticut.
No, I wouldn’t have pushed her, but I would not have grabbed her and pulled her to the sidewalk only to be icily told, “Don’t you ever touch me!”
Transhumanoid?
Answer: George Soros
We also found out that Arabs cannot handle Democracy. They need a strongman to keep them in line.
This is one of the most important things I have come to understand over the last 10 years.
I never thought it possible that certain people, cultures or religion would “fight, for their right” to be controlled.
I never thought it possible that Leftist around the world would defend them in their fight.
Now for your listening pleasure.
Ten Years After
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg6xaFZStEI
Every major demoncrat stood up on the floor to speak in favor of going to war to remove Saddam from power. And all based on the same exact intel Bush had available to him. That is, all except Barack Hussein Obama, who loves to boast that he opposed the war from the beginning. ie, even though everyone else at the time was convinced Saddam had WMDs and would use them on us or our allies. Hussein, apparently just didn't care.
"Romanian intelligence defector Ion Mihai Pacepa alleged that an operation for the removal of chemical weapons was prepared by the Soviet Union for Libya, and that he was told over thirty years ago by Romanian President Nicolae Ceausescu, KGB chairman Yury Andropov, and later, Yevgeny Primakov, about the existence of a similar plan for Iraq.
It is 'perfectly obvious', wrote Pacepa, that the Russian GRU agency helped Saddam Hussein to destroy, hide, or transfer his chemical weapons prior to the American invasion of Iraq in 2003. 'After all, Russia helped Saddam get his hands on them in the first place.'[13]
John Loftus, director of The Intelligence Summit, said in the November 16, 2007 issue of FrontPage Magazine that many documents from Iraq point to WMD being transferred to other countries such as Syria: 'As stated in more detail in my full report, the British, Ukrainian and American secret services all believed that the Russians had organized a last minute evacuation of CW [chemical] and BW [biological] stockpiles from Baghdad to Syria.'
His researchers allegedly found a document ordering the concealment of nuclear weapons equipment in storage facilities under the Euphrates River a few weeks before the invasion.[14]"
Time Machine--Dante & The Evergreens
Here is what President GW Bush said after 9/11:
If we fail to respond today, Saddam and all those who would follow in his footsteps will be emboldened tomorrow by the knowledge that they can act with impunity, even in the face of a clear message from the United Nations Security Council and clear evidence of a weapons of mass destruction program.
But if we act as one, we can safeguard our interests and send a clear message to every would-be tyrant and terrorist that the international community does have the wisdom and the will and the way to protect peace and security in a new era. That is the future I ask you all to imagine. That is the future I ask our allies to imagine.
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Whoops Im sorry ....that is what President Bill Clinton said in 1998
Yep there are some here who would go back in time to stop themselves from voting for GWB, others would convince FRs to stay home as GWB would turn out badly.
And so on 911, President Gore asked the Taliban for peace talks with Osama and his Al Quada, because Americans did not wish to harm peaceful muslims whom we had grievously harmed and how much cash would it take?
President Gore addressed the Nation on 912 speaking directly to the camera in his most forceful voice, saying that he was directing the entire US military to begin an assault on Global Warming using all of America’s might.
In closing he mentioned that Al Quada had accepted our surrender terms and local and state police would begin closing all non-muslim places of worship as they would be either turned down or made into mosques ... He then introduced his new Advisory team and new Cabinet appointments from the Muslim Brotherhood ...
Go ahead stay home on for the General, there’s some good movies on ... everything will be fine.
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