Posted on 02/05/2016 10:25:39 PM PST by John Semmens
Appalled by the over-representation of Muslims as terrorists in national security themed TV shows, President Obama called for broadcasters to air a more varied array of programs featuring Muslim characters.
"One idea I came up with is a family comedy," the President said. "There's this daughter who refuses to marry the nephew her father has chosen for her. So, the father and nephew shoot her and dump the body in a river. But she comes back as a ghost or zombie and haunts them with a series of weekly pranks. In one episode the daughter disguises herself as salesperson in a supermarket and tricks her brother into eating a fried pork rind by telling him it's dry-roasted goat intestine. The father finds out and cuts the boy's tongue out as a punishment. The daughter returns and reveals herself. The father tries to kill her, but she's already dead, so he can't. Hilarity ensues."
"Another idea I had is modeled on 'The Bachelor,'" Obama exclaimed. "Each week a young Muslim man will be asked to choose between a ten-year-old girl, boy, or donkey. He will be allowed to ask questions, grope the options, and use a 'lifeline' to the imam of his choice. After he makes his selection, the newly wed couple will be escorted to a small tent on the stage to consummate the marriage while the studio audience cheers them on."
"These are just a couple of ideas off the top of my head," Obama admitted. "I'm sure if Hollywood were to put its mind to it we could come up with more."
In related news, the President blamed "inexcusable political rhetoric for giving Americans a distorted impression of Muslims" and "are largely responsible for violent retaliation like we saw in San Bernardino last year. We need to end the cycle of violence by passing House Resolution 569 and outlaw, once and for all, the unnecessary and offensive disparagement of the Islamic faith in our country."
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Proposed Muslim shows:
My Mother the Car Bomb
Little Mosque on the Prairie
Jake and the Fatwah
Listen to the story about a man named Achmed
Poor Bedouin trying to keep his family fed
Then one day he was shooting at some Jews
Up from the ground comes a bubbling ooze
Saudi soda
Persian Perrier
Kuwait Kool-aid
Next thing you know old Achmed’s a billionaire
Kin folks say “Achmed move away from there”
Said “California is the place to set your lair”
So they got up and they moved to Bel Air
Next to Beverly Hills that is
Swimming Pools
Movie Stars
Jews
The Bel-Airabs!
Beverly Hills Burka
Are You Being Stoned?
Welcome Back, Kafir
Beheaded
Obama is just not that creative.
The Bomb-Making Apprentice
Believe it or not, that TV show was actually made in Canada.
...as did the Beverly Hillbillies.
From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bel_Air,_Los_Angeles:
Exterior shots for the Beverly Hillbillies were shot in and around 750 Bel Air Road,[13] built by Lynn Atkinson (and later sold to hotelier Arnold Kirkeby after Atkinson's wife refused to move into a house she thought too ostentatious) After the exterior shooting was completed, the residents of that address forbade any more filming, as passers-by would wander onto the property and ask to see 'Granny'.
Let’s Mecca Deal
Name That Dune
Days of Our Wives
Welcome Back Qatar
Kukla Fran and Ali
Ali McBeal
Sharia Law & Order
Allah in the Family
Killmore Girls
House of Kurds
Sects and the City
The Good, The Bad, The Jihad.
Fist full of Korans.
For a Few Hadiths More
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