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According to Edgar Rice Burroughs, and Ray Bradbury, the women of Mars are hot, so where do I sign up???? Wait... Been married for 21 years. Guess that isn’t an option...


12 posted on 01/24/2016 8:39:17 PM PST by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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To: BigEdLB; Lazamataz

Martian women have to be hot. It only gets up to 70 degrees in the summer at the Martian equator and down to -225 degrees at the winter poles.
So Martian women’s body temperatures average 194 degrees.
They would burn any Earthman to the ground.
Except for Lazamataz, who is also very hot-blooded.


35 posted on 01/24/2016 9:11:02 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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